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YOU GOT A MOON!

Where Am I?

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YOU GOT A MOON!

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

people act like toads werent designed to be aimed at a person and thrown

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It smelled like chilli dogs in there...

I'm sorry, I was temporarily out of bounds.

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I'm sorry, I was temporarily out of bounds.

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YOU GOT A MOON!

Lesbiabs!

Wario Fact!

Lesbiabs

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You can not kill me in a way that matters.

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YOU GOT A MOON!

It's-A Great Dad!

I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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Grimace Shake Substitute

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YOU GOT A MOON!

Delivery, Days Late

I'm not passive aggressive, YOU'RE passive aggressive!

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YOU GOT A MOON!

A Happy Sous Chef

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I think I just saw Hint Toad using a wiki to find out hints for more Power Moon locations. That feels against his contract, but I'm not the one paying him.

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YIP HOY S NOOM!

Chsllrnge Rypomh!

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YOU GOT A MOON!

In The Vast Wreckage

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

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YOU GOT A MOON!

Cops From Kansas

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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YOU GOT A MOON!

Gimmick Infringement

Palpatine´s wife(who he fucked and reproduced with) was named palpatinette and looked like him but pink and with eyelashes. this is like, basic star wars lore

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No one appreciates the effort it takes to grow a mushroom cap into pigtails...

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It isn't even the TATO (Toad ATO)...