overstimulated and anxious at the zoo until I looked up and saw an angel dancing in a beam of light
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tfw you thought you were in a polyqpr but turns out it was actually a love triangle the whole time & no one told you
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DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor
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let's be bad at video games together
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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my uncle's official AC/DC branded air conditioner that he won from a radio station
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trying to do my job but unfortunately i remember 🧠💭 when we 👩❤️💋👩 were drivin👭🚗......drivin in your 👈😍 car 🚘 .......speed⏱ so fast 🏎 🏁 i felt like i was drunk 🍷🍷🍷🥴️.........city lights 🌃🌃 lay out before us 🌃🛣 and your arm 💪 felt nice 😉💦 wrapped round my shoulder 🫂❤️️ and iiIII👁IIIiiiii had a feeling💗 that i belonged 👩❤️💋👩💞👩👩👧 .........ii👁👁yiIiiiiiii...had a feeling💖 i👁 could be someone 🏡👩👩👧 .... be someone🕵💋 ..........be 🐝 someone🥺️👉👈 .... 🤒🛌🥀💀🪦
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they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells they are hurting you with spells
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