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Lol babe you look cold as fuck. Hell no you can't wear my letterman I just got this. I earned it.

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In which uu teaches Dirk how to play chess.

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WOAH I JUST PULLED WATERMELON TAFFY COOKIE AND HIS MINIONS BLUEBERRY MINIMOUSSE AND CHOCO MINT CUPCAKE!!

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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you

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You can't fucking trust anybody, man. You think you and your manager are cool, but then they turn around and lie on you.

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The snack that smiles back (Goldfish)

Anyone remember the Finn and Friends commercials? I never realized they only just ended a few years ago, recently binged them all. These had a ridiculous amount of love and care put into them- only to have all traces of these characters save for Finn wiped out from branding...🥲

Recommend watching them if you haven't seen them all!

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day 1 discord dms with a mutual: hahha yeah i hope im not bothering you! look at this silly picture haha reminds me of that one guy

day 563 discord dms with a mutual: I accidentally lit .my entire fucking marshmallow on fire when i was roasting it on the stove

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Embrace (Two Time/Mafioso: Twicestabbed)

"Timey~" Mafioso's tall shadow fell over them.

They glanced up from their book, and blushed at the sharp, hungry grin etched across his face.

"Hey, bun." Two Time smiled. "What's up?"

Mafioso's grin widened, and he pounced, plopping himself into their lap, pushing the book they were reading away.

"Nothin' much~" He chuckled, the sound a low rumble. "I wanted to see you~"

Two Time glanced at the book and then back up at Mafioso, who was gazing at them with an intense, smoldering look that had their heart beating like a jackhammer.

He nuzzled against their neck, arms draped around their shoulders.

Two Time made a quiet, squeaky sound at the feel of his sharp teeth scraping against their skin.

Emboldened, Mafioso nipped lightly at their throat, smirking as Two Time squirmed beneath him, their pale skin tinted pink.

"Bunny~" Their hands settled against Mafioso's lower back, brushing against his tail.

He looked up from his handiwork, his red eyes dark and amorous as he glanced down at them.

Two Time swallowed thickly as Mafioso towered over them, dark hair falling around his broad shoulders.

He leaned down, pressing a kiss against the hollow of their throat as they grabbed his shirt. Their gazes met, sharp red eyes meeting bright, pale blue ones.

"He's so cute..." Two Time thought with a smile, as Mafioso went back to kissing their throat.

They raised a hand to pet one of his ears, drawing a quiet, contented noise from Mafioso.

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Twicestabbed/Mafiatime (original template by Goomyloid on Twitter)

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

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being hyperfixated on a character is the actual worst. I can’t look at platform boots or knives or fur coats and be normal

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the Sponge squad if they were a band from Splatoon

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Twicestabbed/Mafiatime (original template by Goomyloid on Twitter)

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Embrace (Two Time/Mafioso: Twicestabbed)

"Timey~" Mafioso's tall shadow fell over them.

They glanced up from their book, and blushed at the sharp, hungry grin etched across his face.

"Hey, bun." Two Time smiled. "What's up?"

Mafioso's grin widened, and he pounced, plopping himself into their lap, pushing the book they were reading away.

"Nothin' much~" He chuckled, the sound a low rumble. "I wanted to see you~"

Two Time glanced at the book and then back up at Mafioso, who was gazing at them with an intense, smoldering look that had their heart beating like a jackhammer.

He nuzzled against their neck, arms draped around their shoulders.

Two Time made a quiet, squeaky sound at the feel of his sharp teeth scraping against their skin.

Emboldened, Mafioso nipped lightly at their throat, smirking as Two Time squirmed beneath him, their pale skin tinted pink.

"Bunny~" Their hands settled against Mafioso's lower back, brushing against his tail.

He looked up from his handiwork, his red eyes dark and amorous as he glanced down at them.

Two Time swallowed thickly as Mafioso towered over them, dark hair falling around his broad shoulders.

He leaned down, pressing a kiss against the hollow of their throat as they grabbed his shirt. Their gazes met, sharp red eyes meeting bright, pale blue ones.

"He's so cute..." Two Time thought with a smile, as Mafioso went back to kissing their throat.

They raised a hand to pet one of his ears, drawing a quiet, contented noise from Mafioso.