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i am hopelessly probing at my own collar bone to find the secret ravioli storage unit

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made an outfit out of that post. you know the one. im not sure why. i am never going to wear this again

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ime thee smalleste inne thee lande. notte one smallere doth there stande.

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i dont fucking know

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Wait for it

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Defeat Elizabeth the Holy Blade's second phase without using any Blood Vials.

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Hey guys accidentally destroyed a painting of this decrepit woman in the attic of Buckingham Palace lol .did anything happen while i was gone

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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

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bad news about the new mineshaft in the third depths folks. shit is just chock full of goblins.

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they were in love here <- two characters currently beating each other up

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#QuietQuitting sounds like capitalists complaining about their waning exploitation.

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Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half a 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”