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me, after mall santa asks “what would you like for christmas?”

I don’t want a boy; I need a man.

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me to the mall santa

I want him to grab my face and kiss me passionately and touch me in places he knows he shouldn’t

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me to the mall santa

the thought of sitting on his lap

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In This Corner of the World (2016)

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Sometimes facebook is hilarious

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welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking beesechurger

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so yes head? :)

wahoo!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This never happened. [x]

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hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

im thorsty

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Them: What’s your sexuality?

Me:

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he’s not reading this

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The Undertaker vs Mankind (WWE King of the Ring - 6/28/1998)

REQUESTED! (by anonymous)

If you’ve read Mick Foley’s first book, you know that Undertaker was not wild about Foley’s idea to start the match on top of the cage and be thrown off. Mankind was dead in the water at the time, a stagnant heel after a hot early ‘98 run against the New Age Outlaws as Cactus Jack, teaming with Terry Funk/Chainsaw Charlie. Undertaker was in bad shape physically, dealing with a broken foot. Foley also felt that he “sucked” in cage matches, though personally I would disagree, but I am not him.

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But failure is painful and lying is fun

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Adventurer || Broke (Sacred Grove, 2016)

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*youtube video titled “TOP 10 ADULT JOKES IN CARTOONS THAT WENT OVER OUR HEAD AS KIDS”*

*clip of johnny bravo walking into the room, looking at the camera and saying “fucking cock sucker pussy fart” before walking back out*