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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

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why do men hate going to the doctor so much

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lean on me

hoping to bring something better tomorrow if i feel good💋

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 1x04 - “Happy Progress Day!”

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(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

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i can't explain it, but the older you get, the more you realize that the hornier, filthier the music is, the better it is for cleaning. it is not good for sex. it's good for cleaning. if it's breathtakingly misogynistic? even better. i'm sorry, Hollywood Undead, i'm sure you think Everywhere I Go was written to fuck to while blown out on a couple lines of coke, but you're wrong. it's for Fabuloso and industrial grade cleaning vinegar and degreaser. the only daddy here is Scrub Daddy. sorry.

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something something old man yaoi something something

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JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

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catching up

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THEY UNDOOMED THE OLD MAN YAOI ?

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blisters and bedrock 🩸

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tween daughter moments

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This is going to be a little messy, but here goes:

It kills me that a core part of Silco's story is how he's never the one who gets chosen, never the priority.

Vander chose the kids, Sevika only cares about who can best free Zaun, and by the time Jinx has him tied up in the cannery, in her mind, the choice is already made. Nobody makes him a true priority, while he does everything he does out of love. He's so alone, and things could have been so different if he wasn't.

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a gift ^_^