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Ok sorry for all the Locke Lamora posting but one of the funniest things to me is that Camorr is this dark gritty city with regular fights to the death and public executions and you’re like okay that’s wack but I guess that’s just how it is in this world

And then book two is set in a different city and everyone’s like yeah Camorr’s just fucking insane

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Red Seas Under Red Skies, Scott Lynch

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Red Seas Under Red Skies, Scott Lynch

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im reading the republic of thieves and WTF IS HAPPENIN'

like i am literally so fucking shocked im not even joking

it's like there is a plot twist into the plot twist and is all mixed up with drama, those two idiots maybe finally figuring their shit out (locke and sabetha ofc) and its fantastic

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“‘Jean Tannen, who lost one family but came to another soon enough.’

At that Jean’s eyes watered.”

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Just some Locke Lamora's meme ;D

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rereading the gentlemen bastards sequence nobody speak to me

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gonna start stabbing

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this is very funny. locke, hon. she *just* told you she was gonna give it her all. she very clearly didn't give you her full story. she was surprised by your honesty. of course she tricked you. of course she's using your weaknesses against you! you dumbass

but what's really funny is that with jean out of the way she very easily could've just bonked locke on the head and been done with it but nah. she chose to have special knock-out perfume fkfjdjdkkd right on the ~ticklish spot~ so you two could get all handsy and comfy. she's chatting all like how this is unfortunate but necessary . . . nah hon she's ENJOYING this. fuckers don't go to that level of silly unnecessary bs unless they're fuckin bored and wanting some fun. hey. look at it this way. at least she does like you enough to kiss mwah mwah

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Tonight's read, The Republic of Thieves by Scott Lynch ft. A totally awesome and dignified criminal mastermind.

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2023. the year we’ll get a thorn of emberlain release date. speaking it into existence

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"They kissed for the sort of endless moment that only exists between lovers whose lips are still new territory to one another."

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The setting of The Lies of Locke Lamora gives me way too many different types of Assassins' Creed Ezio Triology vibes.

Thief Guilt?✅

Heist?✅

Italian vibes?✅

A traumatized protagonist?✅

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Scott Lynch just posted a snippet from a Locke Lamora novella on his substack. Locke engages in a battle of insults with a random stranger and oh, how I've missed him!

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guys wake up, possible gentlemen bastards news on saturday ?????????

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everyone wake up new gentlemen bastards content has dropped