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Does anyone else still think about ctommy inviting ctechno to the hotel opening day the chest where his old cobble tower used to be. Like this isn't home to me and it never could've been but it was the safest home I ever had and I'm from nowhere in particular and you wanted me to die, you wanted me to die, but I still want you in my life. In a room at a hotel where there's no heroes or villains just a way point between locations. Where I'm not alone. I would rather you be in my life than be alone. I woukd rather forgive you in this way then to talk about how I showed up to your doorstep to keep your axe because I didn't think i was going to make it to tomorrow I still don't. Come to the hotel, but I won't force you. Like

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spectrum of androgyny that goes elves - hobbits - dwarves, but the spectrum is how hairy they are

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my take on hobbit gender is that all hobbits can either get pregnant or get other hobbits pregnant if they so please, they just make the choice for which persuasion they'd like as they get older. (which is a big factor in why their names are Like That. does it make a difference whether Bungo Baggins considers themselves a husband or a wife?)

but that doesn't mean there Isn't societal expectations about gender and presentation, it's just rolled up in petty hobbit politics that you couldn't even begin to comprehend

(your relatives keep pressuring you to be a gentlehobbit, and it's somehow related to an ill-fated summer harvest that happened several decades before you were born)

there Are, of course, hobbits who are fluid with it or don't fuss with it in the first place. and I think the shire loves it because it means they get more variety in their gossip

I can so clearly see in my minds eye the absolute MESS of paperwork and bureaucracy a pair of hobbits could cause by choosing to split who has their fauntlings between them and trying to argue that they count as heirs for their respective houses because of which parent had them

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god i love crimeboys does anyone else love crimeboys

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They’ve invaded my mind

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 18

PROPAGANDA:

[Stephen]

"Making a doctor into a patient has to be something O'Brian had a thing for. Accidents and disease are happening to Stephen Maturin's body constantly, and that's not even counting the time he got tortured by the French.

I think Stephen's wife Diana should knock him up by accident after he assured her there was no risk of him getting pregnant. I think he should have an easy breezy time of it till month seven and then get a dozen unpleasant symptoms at once.

I also think the baby should start out looking more like his best friend than his wife, just to put more strain on their marriage and stress him out. That's fun for me. That's fun for me.

Did you know that his canonical weight is nine stone or one hundred twenty-six pounds? on a man five foot six that's very little. we could fix that with a baby. he would no longer need to worry about being wafted away by stiff breeze or being carried off by a medium-sized owl."

[Bilbo]

"I just really love reading fics where hobbit mpreg is a thing, as well as uber-crazy hobbit fertility, and he and Thorin accidentally conceive some baby dwobbits (quite a shock to papa Thorin, considering how rare pregnancies are for dwarf couples). Bonus points if Frodo is their son."

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but it really IS crazy how people will just confidently speak to total strangers with zero shame and hardly any reason for it, why is everyone so angry all the time

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Tobi I'm sending this here because doing it on your main feels odd for some reason but genuinely your postings of bilbo mpreg are gonna finally get me to lock the fuck in and read the hobbit because well. It's endearing and that fella does have a certain vibe. Of a man whom should be gravid with a wee babe (or babes plural. Do hobbits have litters? They're like bunnies)

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually just got into the hobbit because of the poll when it started ! I was curious because I saw people linking fanfic and I thought it was so sweet <3333

I watched the 1977 rankinbass animated version first, and the vibes were IMMACULATE. from the music to the art to bilbo himself <33 [Link]

he's such a funny polite little fellow <3

I want to get my hands on the annotated version of the book [Link], but in the meantime I've been listening to an audiobook for it on youtube [Link] and following along with a pdf I found ! [Link] (it's harder for me to focus when reading pdfs, and it's harder for me to absorb audio without words to follow, so this set up helps on both fronts !)

I actually just finished the peter jackson hobbit trilogy with my boyfriend ! I knew that people have said that it's kind of bad, and I know why (it stretches one book out to a trilogy after all), but HONESTLY I had a TON of fun !! I absolutely see where the fandom is getting at (and I'm Very happy about dragon thorin fanart <333) I'm planning on watching the extended versions with codi later :33

THAT SAID, I DID find a project where someone edited down the trilogy into one theoretical extended edition of the hobbit ! they grabbed the extended editions AND the theatrical editions with book open to cut it down to not only be book accurate, but to also fit better into the lord of the rings movies

it's honestly really crazy, I haven't watched it yet because I wanted to see the trilogy first. but it seems VERY promising, they have a 40 something page document listing out all of their changes. as well As a commentary edition where they talk over the whole 4 hour movie to explain what they did and why. it seems like SUCH a labor of love, and it's VERY fun having both options available

it's a Real two cakes situation, I'll come back to this when I watch it and say if I'd suggest it to anyone intimidated by the trilogy <3 [Link]

this sweet little hobbit has taken me over, and I'm MORE than happy to share in that <3

as for the question of wee babes, that's the fun of it ! getting to decide for yourself how it'd work :3 I read a fic where hobbits have babies by growing them in their gardens, and That's how bilbo had thorin's baby. and it was so imaginative and sweet !!

that Said, there's also the question of how it being a dwobbit specifically would work. if we're going off of the baby being Frodo specifically (as I am fond of <3) then you could argue that he'd have Less fauntlings than would be expected (just the one to be exact) but Bigger than expected as well

OR if you want to stray a little farther from canon (and why not <3) then thorin being surprised (and so So happy) to have triplets would be fun :3c

@need-him-pregnant-poll Finally, Some Worthy Propaganda

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sure why not, I'll incorporate this into my world view

I get that most people don’t really realize that the greater Brighton mcyt polycule is a thing but I’m just always imagining how the conversation Jack had with his girlfriend when he had to tell her he was in love with Tommy went. Like did she walk in on them or did he just fess up to it organically? Did she know from the start? Were her and Molly actually together the whole time? Literally it fascinates me endlessly and I hope they never explain any of it

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 18

PROPAGANDA:

[Stephen]

"Making a doctor into a patient has to be something O'Brian had a thing for. Accidents and disease are happening to Stephen Maturin's body constantly, and that's not even counting the time he got tortured by the French.

I think Stephen's wife Diana should knock him up by accident after he assured her there was no risk of him getting pregnant. I think he should have an easy breezy time of it till month seven and then get a dozen unpleasant symptoms at once.

I also think the baby should start out looking more like his best friend than his wife, just to put more strain on their marriage and stress him out. That's fun for me. That's fun for me.

Did you know that his canonical weight is nine stone or one hundred twenty-six pounds? on a man five foot six that's very little. we could fix that with a baby. he would no longer need to worry about being wafted away by stiff breeze or being carried off by a medium-sized owl."

[Bilbo]

"I just really love reading fics where hobbit mpreg is a thing, as well as uber-crazy hobbit fertility, and he and Thorin accidentally conceive some baby dwobbits (quite a shock to papa Thorin, considering how rare pregnancies are for dwarf couples). Bonus points if Frodo is their son."

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 4 POLL 18

PROPAGANDA:

[Stephen]

"Making a doctor into a patient has to be something O'Brian had a thing for. Accidents and disease are happening to Stephen Maturin's body constantly, and that's not even counting the time he got tortured by the French.

I think Stephen's wife Diana should knock him up by accident after he assured her there was no risk of him getting pregnant. I think he should have an easy breezy time of it till month seven and then get a dozen unpleasant symptoms at once.

I also think the baby should start out looking more like his best friend than his wife, just to put more strain on their marriage and stress him out. That's fun for me. That's fun for me.

Did you know that his canonical weight is nine stone or one hundred twenty-six pounds? on a man five foot six that's very little. we could fix that with a baby. he would no longer need to worry about being wafted away by stiff breeze or being carried off by a medium-sized owl."

[Bilbo]

"I just really love reading fics where hobbit mpreg is a thing, as well as uber-crazy hobbit fertility, and he and Thorin accidentally conceive some baby dwobbits (quite a shock to papa Thorin, considering how rare pregnancies are for dwarf couples). Bonus points if Frodo is their son."

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not rlly w/ transfem ctommy headcannons but i can see the appeal now

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"I see gnc men as women, that's why You're the one being homophobic" okay man

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If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.