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opening twitter now genuinely feels like this 😔

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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God I hope andrew cuomo has a bad day today

Reblog if you too want andrew cuomo to have a bad day today

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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it's kind of incredible the double life my parents are leading like im still their ""daughter"" to everyone they know including my only 2 remaining grandparents and then they come visit and hang out with me and my gay dogs and twink spouse and its like normal

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It's so funny that the ICE protestors finally found a good use for these stupid fucking things.

They are a hazard out on the roads and sidewalks, but piled up and zip-tied together in front of the federal building garage exits that ICE vans use when they're kidnapping people out of immigration court? Then they become pieces of a beautiful community sculpture project.

(Art credit: Stolen from Reddit but now I can't find the post)

(Photos credit: This Reddit post)

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you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

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revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….

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can i say something

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I love the salute emoji. Im your loyal something

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i like to think that he would have been like this if THAT hadn't happened

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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