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I think my aquariums haunted

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

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checking out my buddy wrapped 2024. we spent a few days hanging out. and our top genre of hanging out was chilling

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person with 6 comorbid mental disorders: I'd be the strongest person on the planet if not for these 5 comorbid mental disorders

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College friendship is sending one of your friends who's graduating soon a giant list of monster theory and gothic horror academic reading recs so they can download as many PDFs as possible before they lose their university database access

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[comes out of my mutuals blog breathless and blood stained] didnt even fidn the . fucking post

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Darshen is so me

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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Some Like It Hot (1959) dir. Billy Wilder

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ur missing out on thr weird girl pussy u stupid fucking idiot

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my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

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King Henry VIII of England?

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when ur trying to reblog a post but it fails bc the op who uve never seen in ur entire life has u blocked

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THESIS: the real reason that people stay on this hellsite is not “chronological order” or “the drama” or whatever (per se), but is instead linked to how tumblr, unlike most social media, is not optimised to give content as short of a half-life as possible, but instead is optimised to let content continue to cycle for months, years, even decades. this has in turn led to a more consistent centralised site “culture” in which there is more coherent linkage among different areas of the site, thus also explaining why its content permeates so thoroughly throughout the internet.

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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing

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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now