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Jena: YOU EVER NEARLY GET YOUR FACE CLAWED OFF BY A CAT JUMPING AT YOU

Akako: YOU WERE GONE FOR 4 SECONDS

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Hanae: just another Saturday night

Nagi: fair

Mitsue: I was gonna say it’s Tuesday but apparently it’s not

Rio: I could’ve sworn it was friday

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Seiko: ok all you have to do is tell me Obama’s last name and outpizza the hut

Ika: fuck fuck fuck fu

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Hideji: Kensei you will die in 5

Kensei: *slides over a 20 dollar bill* make it 3

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Tom: [about kasai] she’s so dumb I can’t take it I stg

Itachi: you remember when she got so excited she could drink 2 caprisuns at once?

Kasai, walking in with 3 caprisuns: Tom ur not gonna believe this

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Ika: water is wet

Seiko: shut up she’ll hear you

Nagi: what did you say?

Seiko, shaking: don’t-

Ika: I said water is wet. You touch it, it’s wet. Duh.

Nagi, raising a fist: lisTEN here you little bitch water isn’t wet, wATER MA KES T HIN GS W ET-

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Hideji: I accidentally touched touma‘s wine how long do you think I’ll live

Kensei: ten

Hideji: ten what? Weeks?-

Kensei: nine

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Hideji: I’m a miserable failure

Touma: yes, you are

Hideji: I’ve failed my mission

Touma: yes, you have

Hideji: I could really use some words of encouragement

Touma: yes, you could

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Arrow: has anyone ever told you they love you

Ika: does family count

Arrow: of course

Ika: then no

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Akatsuki, knocking on touma’s door: Are you having another depressive episode?

Touma: depressive episode?

Touma: I’m having a depressive series and we’re on season 5 right now

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Akatsuki: do any sounds annoy you?

Kensei: real sounds or imaginary sounds?

Akatsuki: what do you mean “imaginary sounds”

Kensei: you know. like spiders wearing flip flops

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Seiko: Do you not see that I am out of breath?

Nagi: How art thou out of breath, when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath?

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Kensei: Hey, did you ever see that one movie, the one where there's this cowboy and he's the king of the castle... And then this astronaut shows up and tries to take over, so the cowboy attempts to murder him. But instead, the astronaut is taken hostage by this evil psychopath. And the cowboy has to rescue him. And then they end up becoming really good friends.

Touma: ....toy story?

Kensei: yes toy story I love that movie!

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Touma: I’m this close to crying.

Hideji: your fingers are touching

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Nagi: you may be verified on twitter

Nagi: but are you verified

Nagi: in the eyes of god?

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Kurotsuki: if coral gets stressed, it dies. If I was a coral, I’d be dead already.

Itachi: what do Coral even get stressed about

Kasai: ‘current’ events

Tom: get out

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Nagi: when I was

Arrow: a young boy

Mitsue: my father

Seiko: ATE AN ENTIRE LEMON. HE DIDNT SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING. HE DIDNT CUT IT INTO PIECES. HE DIDNT EVEN SKIN IT. HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON IN HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE.

Ika: to see a marching band