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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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me in 2022, 2023, and 2024: i would never ask someone to tickle me i think i’d actually cry from it embarrassing me

me now, multiple times a day if im alone with my boyfriend: …tickles please🙃

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thankfully💀

if u were friends with me late 2022 - early 2023 im so sorry bro💔

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if u were friends with me late 2022 - early 2023 im so sorry bro💔

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im insane.

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me and my boyfriend 😛

what if you were spending time with someone and you were laughing and suddenly they tickled you to make you laugh harder and then pulled away so you were left breathless and when you calmed down they tickled you again to keep you in that state

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i was projecting so hard holy shit

religious ctommy is real idc .

or atleast he was, in my opinion. i like to believe he became at least less religious or even not at all after his sewerslide attempt in exile / after exile in general because he felt none of his prayers to XD were being answered.

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sabrina: hey doesn’t it suck how men are supposed to love us and treat us well but they’re all kind of stupid and treat us like shit and drag us around even though they’d be nothing without us? let me demonstrate this with an arousing thought provoking visual representation of such crossroads we’re stuck at!

the internet: ooga booga man hold woman by hair while woman on hand and knee like dog? woman set other women back 600 years!

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Some of my favorites from the No Kings March

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he's so cute I might have to squish him I fear

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I'm so fucking giddy at the thought of calling someone "mine". That's my boyfriend!! That's my babyboy!! My dumbass!! Mine mine mine!! Yipeeee!!

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why is my boyfriend allowed to be as pretty as he is, its too much, im so gay

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Dammit I like him so much I just wanna hold his hand, I wanna cuddle him

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boys were made to be held, they were made for you to wrap your arms around their waist and hold them so tightly while you kiss their neck. trust me on this

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We've gathered here today in celebration of men with pretty brown eyes

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“Fuckass” is an incredible adjective that should be used much more than it already is