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A Hot Mess
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tocapture · 4 months ago
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tocapture · 4 months ago
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I love how ‘I’m fine’ has become the universal code for ‘don’t ask me any more questions or I’ll actually lose it.’
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tocapture · 4 months ago
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the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this
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tocapture · 4 months ago
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My wife
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tocapture · 4 months ago
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He needs more toys
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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been really getting into music lately. has anyone else discovered this music thing. there's sounds in there.
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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On one of the routes I sometimes drive home, I see this be-leggéd fellow. He is extremely tall, excessively tall, and every time I sit in traffic contemplating him, I think, @elodieunderglass would appreciate a look at those legs.
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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This panic happens like every few months.
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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Hush
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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Her manifestation skills are actually insane
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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surprise flowers for spring!
(he's NOT a romantic though. those flowers bloomed too early and got what was coming to em)
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tocapture · 5 months ago
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spotted in virginia right outside of dc—happy ides of march, y'all!
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tocapture · 6 months ago
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I’m printing this and putting it on the fridge
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tocapture · 6 months ago
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How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
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tocapture · 6 months ago
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This is Ellie yawning next to a Jurassic Park poster!
If you see this picture, you are guaranteed to have something nice happen to you tomorrow!
Ellie says hello and that she loves you! I know because I asked!
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