toddcity
toddcity
ass heimlich
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too avoidant for instagram, too smug for tiktok, too embarrassed to go back to twitter
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toddcity · 11 months ago
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Obviously the only correct way to watch the olympics is to root against the global north teams. But sometimes thats all there is and there's variances. Proud to announce that I'm coming up with a ranked list of countries by okayness to root for watch this space
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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being a Respectful White Boy at rice world
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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Just saved 45 minutes off getting home from Tsawwassen by running madcap to the 620 and being the only person from my ferry to make it on. Anyways as always happens when my worst neuroses and behaviours are enabled, God's wrath at my experience of joy will be swift
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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bubly is amazing. Like they made water bad
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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It should be illegal for gay men to get MBAs. Bro you're already annoying enough don't worry
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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After trying on some andrew christian swimsuits I'm an inseam centrist now
It is bugfuck insane that everybody knows it's cringe for a man over the age of 18 to wear swim trunks and yet nobody sells bathing suits that aren't swim trunks?
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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Okay turns out that fag underwear shops do. That's on me
It is bugfuck insane that everybody knows it's cringe for a man over the age of 18 to wear swim trunks and yet nobody sells bathing suits that aren't swim trunks?
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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It is bugfuck insane that everybody knows it's cringe for a man over the age of 18 to wear swim trunks and yet nobody sells bathing suits that aren't swim trunks?
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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WHO is running the 49 once every 30 minutes. Are you out of your mind this is a LOAD-BEARING BUS
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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Today in eavesdropping on people's phone screens: countryball video titled 'what is anarcho-syndicalism'
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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The realness of a job is inversely proportional to the percentage of people with that job who regularly post on LinkedIn
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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All bad things (stained pants, landlord keeps doing showings, YouTube ads on Firefox bypassing ublock origin) erased in my head by $1,100 1-bedroom Vancouver apartment my beloved
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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It wasn't a studio it was a 1 bedroom and I'm moving in next month let's goooooooo
Seeing $1100 studio basement suite after work. Hope is a dangerous thing for a girl to have!!!
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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Seeing $1100 studio basement suite after work. Hope is a dangerous thing for a girl to have!!!
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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After listening to Róisin Machine for the first time in a year in a way that did not earn anyone any money I can confirm that tragically it is still a spectacular album that is everything I want in music
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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This was great branding. Getting back to my ass heimlich era
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toddcity · 1 year ago
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Someone I know keeps instaposting deep thoughts about what it means to be mixed race (she's also half white) and it's like I'm glad you're contemplating about your place in the world but it's truly not that meaningful it just means that we're more annoying
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