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Get ready to rock your prehistoric humor with my Dinosaur Greeting a Happy Comet Graphic Tee featuring a startled dinosaur exclaiming "Oh Sh*t" as the bright vivid and cheerful comet crashes down. (via "Oh Sh*t Dinosaur Greeting Happy Comet Graphic | Bright & Vivid Colors, Vibrant Fun Gift for Kids of All Ages" Tote Bag for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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Get ready to rock your prehistoric humor with my Dinosaur Greeting a Happy Comet Graphic Tee featuring a startled dinosaur exclaiming "Oh Sh*t" as the bright vivid and cheerful comet crashes down. (via "Oh Sh*t Dinosaur Greeting Happy Comet Graphic | Bright & Vivid Colors, Vibrant Fun Gift for Kids of All Ages" Chiffon Top for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Daily Fuckery Incoming Call - Not Today Satan or Fuck Me Raw?" Journal for Sale by eatmorvelopator) 

When Daily Fuckery comes calling at the witching hour, how will you answer? Not today Satan! or Fuck me raw!

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No matter the challenges, nature will prevail. The intricate silhouette of an expanding jungle and symbolic jaguar embody the strength and resilience inherent in the natural world with the setting sun of a civilization in the background. (via "Nature Will Prevail" Pet Bandana for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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It's Ghost Cat feeling a bit randy so they're casting Rorschach Ex's & Oh's ! I hope to capture the timeless game of romance with cats and fun. Each X and O is crafted to invite you to ponder the mysteries of love and connection. (via "Ghost Cat Casting Rorschach Ex's & Oh's !" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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Wear Persevere as a powerful reminder to keep pushing forward, no matter the challenges you face. Wear it proudly as a symbol of your unwavering commitment to overcoming obstacles and achieving your goals. (via "endeavor to persevere | lowercase " Bucket Hat for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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1 in 13 individuals struggle with remembering names, but fear not! There is a revolutionary cure to combat this paralyzing amnesia. Simply tell everyone to KINDLY FUCK AWAY! and you never forget a name again! (via "The Cure for WHOAREYA'NOWITIS" Sticker for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Poultry Accountant | Normless" Jigsaw Puzzle for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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Silence sometimes needs a helping hand. (via "Duct Tape is Silver | Recommended Use" Mask for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Skeleton Goth: My Heart Screams For You" Magnet for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Skeleton goth: Happy Valentine's My Darling, err.. Darkling" Coffee Mug for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Cuddling Ladybugs About to Make Kissing Contact on Valentine's Day" Laptop Sleeve for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Red Panda Kawaii Couple Cuddling at the Waterfall" Bucket Hat for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Rainbow Triceratops Reading by Moonlight" Pin for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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(via "Naughty Nun Trading Sticker" Sticker for Sale by eatmorvelopator)

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I am thinking of repaving my driveway with gold bricks. It would look so lovely in the summer sun. And my bare feet deserve nothing less.