todomatsuno

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oc intro shes ghost that comes fucks him

here’s the part that I can’t post on tumblr uhhhhh sfw will be posted on main

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Someone was having fun on my ao3 last night :)

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personally, and this is just me, i wouldnt want to learn about sex and bdsm from a cat in the 70s or 80s

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Hi max! A cat canonically teaches him to jack iff using trees

Todomatsu: ehhh kids today are lucky. They can just get a phone and look at porn and masturbate at home, back when I was growing up we had to use trees and hope the neighborhood sex ed cat was around to explain to us what cumming was

me: huh?

todomatsu: you know

me: wuh?

Todomatsu in the quiz episode: yeah we’re all into this kink right? No? Well die.

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this is like one of the most romantic things u could say to a trans dude

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Someone: they all

Me:

Todomatsy

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Todomatsu is a glutton for emotional devastation and licking the Ls I have given him but in my minds eye he trusts me not to hurt him, and he trusts me so much that he believes that I know he would never actually hurt me. The rituals are intricate and specific, but I am his squishy little stress toy, and he's gonna squeeze me and squeeze me and squeeze me and I'll never break because that's my purpose and he loved me for it even when he chews and rips and bites and 🙈💕

I always thought that Takashi would hurt Choromatsu by complete accident.

Like Choromatsu would try to do a cute thing with Takashi now that they’re dating that he sees in manga and anime (like covering their eyes and going “guess who~”), but it would backfire horribly as Takashi’s fight or flight instincts kick in.

The thing is, Ashikaga does the same kind of stuff to him, but he’s used to how her hands feel and at what angle since she’s so tall. Choromatsu’s hands are different, and he’s much shorter than her, so he immediately sees this as a scary stranger and a threat.

So when Choromatsu comes in, his face so sweet as he begins to speak in a sing-song, it’s abruptly cut off with a heel kick to the balls.

Takashi isn’t exactly strong, but he can exert a lot of force when his adrenaline is high enough.

While Choromatsu is doubled over in pain, Takashi apologizes profusely the entire time and tries his best to comfort him any way he can.

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Thinking about OsoRin cuddling and Osomatsu getting so aroused he has to go into the kitchen and eat an entire raw potato.

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yume-matsu

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top 10 historical figures who couldn’t have handled my fantastic boy pussy

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cypress would never kick choro in the balls Only because .she gets the vibe that. Um. I walk away and don't come back

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I always thought that Takashi would hurt Choromatsu by complete accident.

Like Choromatsu would try to do a cute thing with Takashi now that they’re dating that he sees in manga and anime (like covering their eyes and going “guess who~”), but it would backfire horribly as Takashi’s fight or flight instincts kick in.

The thing is, Ashikaga does the same kind of stuff to him, but he’s used to how her hands feel and at what angle since she’s so tall. Choromatsu’s hands are different, and he’s much shorter than her, so he immediately sees this as a scary stranger and a threat.

So when Choromatsu comes in, his face so sweet as he begins to speak in a sing-song, it’s abruptly cut off with a heel kick to the balls.

Takashi isn’t exactly strong, but he can exert a lot of force when his adrenaline is high enough.

While Choromatsu is doubled over in pain, Takashi apologizes profusely the entire time and tries his best to comfort him any way he can.

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theyre all masochists. to me

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if tdick has a million lovers i am one of them. if tdick has ten lovers i am one of them. if tdick has only one lover, that lover is me. if tdick has no lover, that means i am dead. if the world is against tdick, i am against the world. i love #tdick til my last breath hope this helps.