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I'm a lil bit obsessed with this fanfic atm so GO READ IT MY 1 FOLLOWER 😁
Drawing fanart for your own fanfics >>>>>
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GET. THIS. OLD. MAN. PREGANTE
NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).
PROPAGANDA:
[Dean]
"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."
"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."
[Grunkle Ford]
"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."
"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.
reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.
one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"
so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."
"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."
#stanford pines#gravity falls#grunkle ford#please i beg#i beg of you#he must win#if he wins I can die happy
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i lean into the mic
I
I GOT A
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND
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NO I DONT WANT TO BE BINGUSED!!!
@thetobylerone @micha3l-mell
IF WE GO DOWN THAN WE. GO DOWN. TOGETHER

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CRAZYWORK MISHA. WTF
i made a thing
dontcancelmeitsajoke
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istg I'm actually literate chat
fjkdnscm,svd idk I'm bored I'm half asleep and its midnight
my like brarle awake rn ims urprused I'm typing cohesixvket
everynoe give a round of applause ri aouto correct
rief;dwjdklwj;fhriwno;
i like annoying uoi
its ufn
also cause Misha hasn't posted on tubmrk for like 3 months
i have a headache smh chat
if you still reading things good job ih idk if I'm making any sense
woah autocottet fixe that entueri line
i hate autocorrect but I would also be illiterate without it
-truyl simga

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when the hyperfixation is changing but your too lazy to change your banner :P
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its wild someone would do that on a fucking mpreg blog on tumblr
anyway vote stanford pines
Hey if you botted my poll uhhhh fuck you? Don't fucking do that? It ruins the fun of a good honest race, and it's not like you're getting anything out of this fandom hobby poll other than like. Bragging rights. If your blorbo is losing, campaign harder like everybody else; put some passionate speech and art out into the world or something; don't be a poor sport and pull shady shit.
I don't want to believe that's what happened, but the sudden rampant increase in Megatron votes in a very short amount of time is very suspicious and several people have asked about it. I will give y'all a chance to either prove to me the poll hasn't been botted (like if it's been shared in a high traffic discord or something like that, which could potentially justify the numbers bump), or to come clean if it's been botted and tell me how many votes were added, which I will note and subtract from the final count. Otherwise, I'll be forced to disqualify Megatron from the race, which I know will be uber disappointing to many.
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i.i drew more oc's.
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🫢
CLOCKED THEIR TEA
jobless behavior
Damn, you caught me. I don’t have a job because I’ve got two parents who love me and are proud to support me while I attend college on a full-ride scholarship. You, on the other hand, radiate the kind of bitterness that screams not even one of your parents love you.
Hope your spine’s ok since I can only imagine you're curled over your phone like a pathetic little shrimp, seething because someone dared to call out a 30-year-old man-child. Must be exhausting carrying that much blind loyalty and delusion. ✌️
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femboys are
cool
i dont like boys but if i HAD to it'd be a femboy cus well its in the name fem-boy boom shakalaka
i prefer females tho fr
and others
basically anything other than male/demi-boy/etc
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YAY HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
your drawing of my OCs are like. I LOVE sm. I also LOVE ur other art RAHH UR TOO GOODD AT DRAWING
my cringey OC with eyes that change colors like a main character in 2018 gacha life leave me ALONE
under cut for another rlly shitty ref [specifically for the eyes]
in my defense this was drawn at like 3 in the morning or smth leave me alone
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my cringey OC with eyes that change colors like a main character in 2018 gacha life leave me ALONE
under cut for another rlly shitty ref [specifically for the eyes]
in my defense this was drawn at like 3 in the morning or smth leave me alone
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NUH UH NOT ME IT CLEARLY SAYS ITS FROM THE
I'M 🤏 THE 😎 ALPHA 🐺 IM 🤏 THE 😎 LEADER 🙋IM 🤏 THE 😎 ONE ☝TO ✌TRUST 😏 TOGETHER 🫂 WE 🧑🤝🧑 DO 😚 WHATEVER 🤷 IT 😨 TAKES 🤐 WERE 🧑🤝🧑 IN 🫰 THIS 👇 PACK 👯 FOR 🫄LIFE ♾ AWOOOOOOOOO 🐺 WERE 🧑🤝🧑 WOLVES 🐺 WE 👯 OWN 🇺🇸 THE 😎 NIGHT 🌝
-the
hi Tom.
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HELP I FORGOT I SAID THIS
you look like if a man and a woman had a child
also ur gay
awh man
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