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“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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just woke myself up laughing from a dream

there was a new meme going around called “the recipe” and it went as follows:

“ingredients: one egg” followed by some nonsense about something to do with the egg, usually with some preponderance of the nature of man thrown in there. then at the end it would say “expected outcome:” and have a picture of a single banana with nothing done to it.

it was, in the dream, so popular, that there were entire mail routes being closed by how many bananas were being mailed to people. there were police statements made. I specifically remember the phrase “25-30 bananas”

i dont think this should necessarily catch on i just wanted to tell you guys about it

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Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them

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oh my god what is that

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I got bored and depressed so I made randy and Oliver..I used so much glue

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Little friends, 2024

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squishes you :)

squashes you :)

please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>

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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

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it's the 21st of september, so i ask the annual question: did the 21st night of september already happen, or is it going to happen tonight? was 1AM, september 1st, the first night of september?

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INLAND EMPIRE - Of course. Everything's okay.

HALF LIGHT - Everything is *not* okay.

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IT'S TODAY!!

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The Lovers. VI magor Arcana Tarot card.

The trust and the unity that the lovers have gives each of them confidence and strength, empowering the other. The bond that they have created is very strong, and it can indicate that the two are joined in close and intimate relationships.

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bonne chance à ton recherche, moi aussi je voulais trouver l'audiofiction dans un langue differente que l'anglais. quelqu'un a une récommendation?

S'il y a des français parmi vous est-ce que vous connaîtriez des podcasts, de préférence de l'audiofiction, mais de l'audiofiction en français - parce que j'ai rien trouvé d'intéressant et en même temps j'ai peur que ce soit de très mauvaise qualité parce que j'ai pas vraiment l'impression que ce soit notre domaine de prédilection.

En fait ma mère sait à quel point j'adore l'audiofiction, mais je peux pas vraiment partager cette passion avec elle parce qu'elle parle pas une goutte d'anglais et par conséquent j'aimerais bien pouvoir l'emmerder un petit peu avec un truc qu'elle peut écouter quoi

kiss kiss

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I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??” 

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shout out to the silly creatures from scavengers reign‼️‼️

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ENDURANCE - Your heart working overtime, trying to keep up with the panicked synapses firing all over your brain. Moving litres of blood through you, panicking.