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but who can grow me a new brother?

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well this fucking sucks

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the first time you read the goblin emperor is like huh that was interesting and unique. the second time you read the goblin emperor is like ohhh i get who everyone is now. the third time you read the goblin emperor is like i love maia!! and the fourth time you read the goblin emperor is like oh this is a story about grief. chenelo is 16 when she is forced to marry a man who does not want her, and seventeen when she gives birth to a son no one wanted her to have, and twenty four when she dies in a country that is not her home. this is a story about grief. maia is eight when his mother dies, and he spends the rest of his life missing her. this is a story about grief. arbelan tells no one about the child she looses before it is born, who will do nothing for her but who she wishes she could do everything for. this is a story about grief. even when he is safe, every action maia takes is a flinch, a wince, a stiffening of his body, as if he is always preparing to be hit again. this is a story about grief. this is a story about grief. and about choosing to be kind anyways.

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the goblin emperor dashboard simulator

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tags roundup:

#diversity win??? #woahhh I forgot about him #this is how I found out. I hate it here #this is the end of the ethuveraz and a disgrace to his late serenity's memory #woaw #ENJOY BEING A BARIZHAN COLONY THOU ELVISH BASTARDS #prev: well no bc it's not like the great avar gaf about him either #who the fuck is archduke maia??? #aww he's only 18 :( #is he the one everyone says is crazy.....? #this is like a wonder tale talk about a comeback #this is a disaster #COOL #ok I guess #EMPRESS CHENELO AVENGED‼️ #dost thou think we can pray in the bariheise style now #I have never heard of this man before in my life

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Edrehasivar better than me coz if I'd been in relegation my whole life in genteel poverty with some random and my whole family hated me or didn't gaf about me and I never got formally presented at court and everyone said I was mad or inbred I would have ascended to the throne and started killing everyone responsible

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op I see thine point but most of the people responsible are very much now dead. like that literally is how we got here

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Anonymous said:

Prince Idra is the rightful Emperor

⚰️ witnessforthedeadfandoms answered:

Oh so thou'rt massive on child cruelty and the death of child emperors??? that's what thou'rt saying?? thou wants Prince Idra to be a child emperor and then be murdered by a power hungry regent?? wowwwwwwww #problematic

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Anonymous said:

suspicious that the Emperor and his other sons ALL got taken out at once, leaving the throne clear for Archduke Maia, no?? Like it's.... Convenient. Wouldn't you say

⚰️ witnessforthedeadfandoms answered:

Not really no

#thou didst all jump like fleas to the next conspiracy I see 🙄

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⚔️ valmatasreturn reblogged courtpollsandbrackets follow

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#so is this how the corazhas make decisions now or??? #anyway. CSETHIRO SWEEP

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🤲🏻 honourofcsethio follow

tbh we think everyone saying that edrehasivar is going to be a disaster of an emperor is being really fatalistic... like YEAH he looks like a panic attack had a wish granted to be a real boy but we think he can do some real good :(

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lol sorry but that skinny kid would have to bridge the istandaärtha to win my confidence

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BY ANMURA

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❗imperialcourtnews

🚨| As agreed by the Corazhas this morning, Dach'osmin Csethiro Ceredin is engaged to the Emperor Edrehasivar VII and will become Empress Csethiro, Ethuverazid Zhasan

#edit: please stop tagging this 'can Edrehasivar fight' someone's gonna construe it as a threat on the Emperor's life and things have been tense enough lately #second edit: WE GET IT, A LOT OF THEE HAD A CRUSH ON HER AT LEAST THOU DOST GET TO SEE HER ALL THE TIME NOW

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🎶 operasdaily follow

Opera of the Day: The Autumn Archduke is an old warhorse by Ebrezhanar. It concerns the sudden ascension to the throne of the Archduke Aizhevea (later Edrethelema III) after the tragic deaths of his father, older brother, and his sister's son in a fire at the imperial palace. It maps the early years of his reign, including how the incident partially inspired his designs for the new structure of the Untheileneise Court. It was popularly performed in Lohaiso ten years ago, but has not been significantly revived since this period.

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this happened to my buddy Edrehasivar Zhas

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scream apparently in the flop coup they tried to send the emperor to be a votary of csethio??? this just in, 'get thee to a nunnery' is NOT just for noblewomen #equality

🪻lazinessoftanvero

reading through the whole report on the attempt now and losing my shit... skill issue of the highest level imagine thy coup fails because thy 14 year old prince and 18 year old emperor unionise against thee and thou cannot do shit because teenager 1 and teenager 2 are the two most powerful men in the court... biggest cringefail coup of all time

#say the prayer of compassion for the dead for chavar and sheveän's egos because they won't survive this

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😎 aveyyyyio

anyone else think the couriersdaily account is kinda being really excessively hype about eshevis tethimar getting killed in that assassination attempt. like... real, but also. diva... the attempt on the emperor's life......

#though I presume if they're shitposting the emperor is probably fine #given couriersdaily is almost certainly run by... Thou Knowest... #maybe it's like a diary for them #all the shit you can't say on the day job mer ai-- I mean couriersdaily?

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😎 aveyyyio reblogged couriersdaily

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this is so fucking disrespectful... we don't know what we expected from baseborn couriers like thee but eshevis tethimar was a respected member of the tethimada whatever he ALLEGEDLY tried to do to the emperor. now he's in ulis's hands so thou shouldst really at least TRY to have some dignity and compassion

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#see???? #btw don't open the notes it's the archipelagar wars in there

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🫀 zhelsu-no34

Othala Celehar: h-

Me:

#prelate of ulis... a good one... looks good in the coat of office...

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🗣️ untheileneisecourtconfessions

went on a date with some random osmer and he admitted to having some tiny part in the tethimadeise conspiracy to try and impress me and idk if he was lying or not but he was pissing me off so I called the untheileneise guard on him and ate his dessert once they hauled him off lol

#plus I go to salons with the zhasan sometimes #and I think she would have snapped my head off my neck if she'd found out he said that and I did nothing

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🌽 orshansmazei reblogged amalomemes

#he comes into the sanctuary I work at and walks around in circles sometimes #he looks haggard too. poor thing 😭 #I know someone at the laundresses who is convinced he only has one coat

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i hate when a piece of kids media is so well made that people start saying "clearly this was made FOR adults not for silly little babies. we are the true target demographic" like cmon man. you don't have to pretend it's something it isn't. sometimes things that are made for 12 year olds are good.

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IT'S AUGUST! TODAY IS STILL AUGUST 1, 1999!

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not even a chapter into fools errand.. chade is already reinforcing the cycle of trauma. he just cant help himself. thats crazy!! chade fallstar...more like chade failfather!!

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Do you really think that anybody would think I didn't ask for it?

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embarrassing myself

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the fact that pandora hearts starts and ends at lacie's grave. the fact that everything started because the people around her never treated her as a person. she was the child of misfortune doomed to die. she was jack's reason to live and feel. oswald's sister. an old gravestone. she lived and died and no one knew how much she loved this cruel world that treated her so harshly. her daughters never met her. oz forgot what she meant to him. and yet she's the most important character there-the story starts and ends with her

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white boy your moves are destroying the capital, white boy you must stop this

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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

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I straight up do not understand the labubu thing. I thought the stanley cup thing was confusing enough but this really is fucking with my head. Poll, because I'm lost.

a 'no buy' youtuber i follow made a video about why she thinks it makes sense that she bought six labubus and a podcaster i like was talking about how he doesn't understand how they crept into his brain or why he started buying them.

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Captain

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I love unreliable narrators who withhold information deliberately. Who know exactly what's going on and straight up lie about it. I love narrators who lie to the reader, to everyone around them and especially to themselves

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dude i love how chill and selfless you are 😄 by any chance is your wildest fantasy to be Useful?