IF GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE, DOES THAT MEAN TOAST TOAST TOAST???
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If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural disasters by whether local Waffle Houses remain open or not. They call this “The Waffle House Index.” Source
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it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse
bricks are domesticated rocks
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Blind man reading the newspaper

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.
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*something bad happens to me*
me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..
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why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

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why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing
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2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete
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The new republican healthcare bill
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