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we should call it this again

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I am a simple man. I want women to fuck the daylights out of me when I’m vomiting, and I want to fuck the daylights out of men when they’re vomiting.

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sci fi virus that on top of standard cold symptoms makes you really, really horny

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i gotta know

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Reblog to boop your whumpees

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I see a lot of love in the monsterfucking community for massive monster cock but I feel we need more love for massive monster pussy

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please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

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i love the prank people to do their pets that’s like

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Today I learned that gorilla skulls have a built in bone mohawk and I don't know what to do with this information

oh that long ridge on top there? not to worry! it's called a sagittal crest!

lots of mammals have them, all to the same purpose- it's for anchoring the absurdly ENORMOUS jaw muscles that gorillas have been quietly packing this entire time :)

these giant honking things give gorillas a bite force of roughly 1300 psi.

not to worry, though! in the gorilla's case, the entire reason it has these enormous chomping muscles in the first place is to be better able to bite through hard plant matter all day every day for their entire lives!

since, you know, they never invented the nutcracker like humans did.

so I think humans actually did win this one in the long term, through clever tool outsourcing. just goes to show enormous terrifying muscles aren't everything, I guess.

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If you're 5.5" or under you are legally a pocket pussy.

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tummy hurts because of medication, so uhhh

something something, sick fav battling the need to puke because they just took medication, but the medication is making them feel sicker/making their stomach hurt. Sick fav avoiding one of their meds/supplements because it upsets their stomach and they already don’t feel good.

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ouuuu desperate need to be pampered and get one million attentions . i want to stretch out across an entire couch's worth of laps and get pets amd scritchies and belly rubs and get fed lots of treats and edibles until im soooo silly and sleepy and achingly overfull and sooo easy to touch however you want....

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vvery high on edibles right now and i cwnt stop thinking about getting so intoxicated with someone you start puking, pissing, burping.

imagine drinking yourself silly with your best friend, partner, whatever, to the point where you're severely disorienttd, the tunnel vision is so bad you can't walk and your significant other is puking somewhere in the room. both of you manage to drag yourselves to the bathroom, get inside the dry bathtub and lay there naked because fuck the nausea doesn't go away

so both of you are a heaving, vomit covered mess, losing control of your bladder and gagging every so often. maybe grind into each other/fuck, high and drunk out of your minds while you cum again and again, incapable to function anymore but still taking chugs of booze everytime you feel like you're coming down.

just a thought

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I love when people integrate my disabilities into kink. Like yes please make me ride you until I physically start giving out then take over thrusting into me while still underneath me. Swat me with my own cane. Lay my braces out for me with the lingerie you pick. Look up ways to tie me up that aren't putting pressure on my bad joints. Plan out multiple positions so we can keep me from getting sore. Take over jerking yourself off for me and make me watch when my wrists are giving out. Somno on days I'm too in pain to do anything but sleep. Intox kink when I'm self medicating for the pain. Sensory deprivation when I'm too overstimulated to enjoy myself. Disabled people can still be kinky and it makes me so much hornier when you take my disabilities into account!!!

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nice argument HOWEVER, pin me down like a prey animal and fuck me