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Oh. That explains how the doll got into my house. Thank you, @me0wdy-pardner. I will use this cursed artifact to my advantage.

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My liege how are things at KFC going? You’ve been silent for a few days and we worry

(PS I’m not sure of your exact duties but could we say that KFC stands for Kermit Frying Chicken?)

Clock in deep fry chicken wing clock out clock in deep fry chicken leg clock out clock in deep fry customer clock out clock in deep fry consciousness clock out

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WHO WILL WIN

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Do you ever wonder if the Joker is pro-choice

Or if he’s ’his choice’. As in, the Joker gets to choose whether you can abort that baby or not.

And how.

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How curious;

It seems that someone has called the police to report a sad looking battle happening between a bunch of too-online losers, one of which being armed with a large knife!

Good thing I am standing from a safe distance;

Poor Kermit; I hope he does not get arrested for screaming like a lunatic and waving a knife in the face of the nice officer;

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Ok I'm hitting voice to text get on the ground get your hands off me I am a man of the Lord Emily take Milton and run get him out of here get on the ground sir stop resisting take him he's not safe you have the right to remain

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idk whats happenign phoen at 1% doors unlocked maki ng a run for it

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damn u were right everywhere Athena goes chaos and pain follow

yeah dude her vibes are fucking rancid, shes like a factory of bad energy mass producing negativity and polluting the local well with her toxic waste lmao

if i never see her again itll be too soon tbh like i have no idea what id do if i see her in person again

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Colter what’s the first thing you’ll do if Athena can restore your identity?

Kill her with my teeth

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you should challenge kermit to a duel...

it woudlve been betyer if hed just shot me

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did you fuck kermit? wth ik kermit doesn't have a gender but still it feels wrong on so many levels

My goal is not sexual union; although I do wish to fulfill a Biblical Prophecy given to me by angels. We will have a union of another kind

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Colter, come to me

We have much to discuss

And much more to do;

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I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;

Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.

What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.

If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.

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what happened to being “normal and rich” lmao

Even normal and rich people get bored; sometimes