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it’s because i’m always under some damn curse

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"-But Turin tearless turning suddenly on the corse cast him, and kissed the mouth cold and open, and closed the eyes." -Lays of Beleriand

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curious about the gender breakdown of my followers. just choose what feels right.

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lets overthrow mama

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No see high elves live in hills and mountains while low elves live in plains.

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You can plan out a fanfic to help you sleep, but watch out! You will Forget.

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New 'Bootcamp' boyband.

According to sources a new boyband has been formed at Bootcamp with 5 solo contestants thought to be more promising as a group.

The boyband made up of auditionees: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik

(Liam being one of this years re-auditonee’s) The boyband are yet unamed.

Previous groups formed at Bootcamp have usually been doomed from the start and although usually making it through to the live shows don’t go much further. Futureproof, Hope and Miss Frank to name the most well known,

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Hey horny writer lil heads up for you guys, the “ai” google is forcing into docs to “scan for grammar errors” has been proved to also be scanning for spicy content and multiple ppl have already got notifs saying like “we’re sorry, there was a system error and some of your work was lost” and it was only the horny stuff so uh

Pleeeeease back up your files !!!! Don’t lose your horny to a robot, that’s Doc’s job, not Docs’…

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I accidentally made him look like Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring so I gave him a silmaril earring. As a treat.

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Finally, I'm done! They waited for each other, and this cute thing happened

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I’m going to be starting a new job soon and in my talk with HR she went “Computer tech? That means you’ll be with the boys.”

Turns out, I’m gonna be the only woman in that department. Not surprising on it’s own, but so far I’ve met three of “the boys”.

They’re all huge.

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well this fucking sucks

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this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)