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okay time to sit in the dark like a creature or else my brain will explode

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People aren't made to work. we should just be hanging out

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what was that? i was so busy making normal human gestures to show i was listening that i wasn’t able to actually listen

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Read lord of the rings, they said. it will be fun and entertaining, they said. you will attempt to learn four languages, memorize dozens of names mentioned only once, sacrifice much of your ability to appear normal in conversations, and become a conditional flat earther, they did not say

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The White Hand of Saruman wasn't actually any kind of insignia, he was just putting suncream on the Uruk Hai and forgot to rub it all in sometimes. This is why they can go out in the sun

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"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis

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working memory bad 💚