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hi. non penetrative sex is often more intimate. more on this later

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When a nature documentary you’re making turns into c@nnibalism $nuff film 😍

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WANIMAL

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*digests u*

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it never ends by bring me the horizon behind the scenes

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In the Realm of the Senses (1976)

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You can push inside me- That’s it sweetheart, doesn’t it feel good inside your big bro?

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hey can you sting me full of parasitic eggs pleas

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Ms Toskarin, if a centaur got pregnant, do you think the fetus would be in the human half or the horse half?

alright fine I'll answer this.

I have to open this by saying I don't like centaurs. they always reminded me of centipedes. there are so many near and dear people in my life who love centaurs very much, and I've been working so hard on getting over my morbid phobia of them, but I still find them disturbing in a similar way to... I already said the centipede thing.

this is going to be an answer that betrays how deeply scary I find the anatomy of a centaur. the thought of touching a centaur's back and feeling how its spine bends makes me shiver like nails on a chalkboard. whenever centaur anatomy comes up, I can't help but imagine being a very distressed surgeon trying to work on a centaur patient who just. won't. stop. bleeding.

they're fine when I don't have to think about their physicality, though, so I kind of hate you for asking me this.

body horror warning implicit. this isn't a fetish thing, but it's going to land on some people's fetishes anyway, so consider that the second warning

let's get this out of the way: I think that a centaur's internal structure isn't just chimeric or anything. that's fine when you're going for fantasy, but there's a good reason fantasy stories rarely contain centaur dissections: a centaur wouldn't look good inside if you invited the audience to cut loose their suspension of disbelief like the sword of damocles directly on top of their internal organs. no good at all.

I'd say the organs are closer to a horse's than a humans, and they extend up seamlessly through the human body. a centaur has two hearts, though. this just makes sense to me. a centaur might also have a strange digestive system, but they'd be more of a ruminant, by my reckoning. they'd have teeth like a ruminant to account for this. do you think they'd have a diastema like a ruminant, too? oh, let's not get ahead of ourselves, actually. I'm wandering away from the question you asked

the human half would not carry a child. human pregnancies are already bad enough for our spine as it is, but can you imagine how much worse it would if a human's hips were forced back such that the weight wouldn't be distributed onto them? and then you have the matter of how disturbingly far the newborn would have to travel before being born. through all of those fucking organs? eugh.

no, it's gotta be the horse half. there's no other way.

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Clive Barker, Devotion (1997)

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Silent Hill 3

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office romance

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Remember, as a responsible puppygirl owner, it's your job to provide her with a way to relieve herself while she's in heat! Let her breed you and rut into you, really fill you up. Tug on her leash while you do it too, just to remind her who's in charge

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Amanda Donohoe as Lady Sylvia Marsh THE LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM (1988) dir. Ken Russell