dont Smoke the weed you will the Die
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this is a real country song that played at work today
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where does honey come from
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horatio: norway wants to march their army through denmark
hamlet: what's that prince's name again?
horatio: fortinbras
hamlet: fourteen bras? that's like
hamlet:
hamlet: twenty-eight titties
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I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.
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