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tomatoclown · 4 hours

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Please reblog!!! I'm like genuinely wanting to host this as a "real" event and if it gets enough interest here then I'll like start asking around about what dates would be good.

Obviously November would be best, but college is a thing that seems to prevent a lot of people (me too), so if i knew the interest levels I could guage what times would be best for people and our busy busy lives bc its all for fun aiuehfiowuhef

#yeah I don’t think it’s all that surprising that I’m on board with this #would definitely like to know more about it!!#goncharov #poll

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tomatoclown · 4 hours

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#you’re going to jupiter. ascending

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tomatoclown · 4 days

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can someone pretty please explain Goncharov to me i am vaguely aware of it but not as much as i should be

#sure thing boss #goncharov is a fake movie we made up here on tumblr! the original post about it was about some knock off boots that had a print on them #about a movie called Goncharov presented by Martin Scorsese. a few years later beelzeebub made a poster for this movie giving it a cast #thus the gonchmania started! The movie is supposedly from 1973 directed by Matteo JWHJ0715 (his mother was Italian his father was a license #plate). the main character is goncharov (no first name) who has a weirdly homoerotic rivalry with andrey while also being married with katya #who in turn has gay tendencies with sofia. in the movie the Soviet Union just fell (even though in 1973 it hadn’t fallen yet) and the #Russian characters (goncharov katya and her brother valery) go to Naples and get involved with the mafia there.#mario ambrosini is kind of Sofia’s brother (she’s adopted I think?) and their family is deep in the mafia. ice pick joe is a lackey who they #use as a hunting dog to get rid of enemies. his bloodlust is only comparable to his love for his cat patchka (who mario calls Giuliana).#there’s a bunch of religious symbology plus a lot of clock imagery. in the end mario and valery die due to some unexplored betrayal #ice pick joe dies to save the others. sofia survives and escapes while katya supposedly dies in a shipwreck but there’s a strong possibility #she faked her death. goncharov and andrey have one final showdown in which andrey kills goncharov and then himself #there’s a bunch more specific scenes like the bridge scene the fruit scene the anchovy scene etc as well as quotes like #‘of course I love you. that’s why I tried to shoot you’ ‘if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed’. but frankly there’s too much #to explain rn. there’s also some really good music #hope this helps #goncharov

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tomatoclown · 6 days

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#shelter from the storm just hits different #closely followed by data stream and neath!#the stupendium

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tomatoclown · 6 days

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I adore the fact that Michael Distortion is described as having a horrible laugh that sounds like a headache etc etc and then Michael Shelley shows up and turns out he's just always laughed like that. Jon and Co. were just bullying this poor man for his natural laugh this whole time

#I love his little laugh!!!#tma spoilers #the magnus archives

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tomatoclown · 6 days

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

#I need to dismember them with my hands

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tomatoclown · 7 days

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oh boy I hope my good friend Jonathan Harker has a good trip this year

#surely this time my good friend Jonathan Harker shall have safe and vampire free travels #dracula daily

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tomatoclown · 7 days

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#going into the distortion hallways would fix me #the magnus archives #michael distortion

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tomatoclown · 7 days

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people always make morgana a normal cat in persona 5 non-metaverse fanfics. stop doing this. morgana should not be a cat he should be joker's annoying younger brother who wears cat ears (but they are NOT cat ears, they are the ears of his epic OC Mona who is a PHANTOM THIEF and STEALS TREASURE) and who goes into Joker's room every night at 8pm to yell at him to read him a bedtime story before going to bed. It's also funnier this way because it means Ryuji has beef with an elementary schooler

#op you’re so right. he needs to be able to speak how else is he supposed to talk over you at everything you do #morgana #persona 5

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tomatoclown · 7 days

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10 years in the future for Nanako-chan

#ain’t no way dojima would let the convicted criminal/prison escapee hang out with his daughter and nephew be so fr #persona 4

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tomatoclown · 7 days

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I posted this to my TikTok but I live for this so I want to share it everywhere I go

#poor Ken is so confused #kanji tatsumi you will always be famous #persona 4 #persona 4 arena

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tomatoclown · 8 days

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was thinking abt why goncharov worked and zepotha didn't and I said the phrase

"We're all building the same snowman"

what the fuck am i on.

#you’re right op #we are all building the same snowman. yeah he’s a little weird and maybe the person who did the eyes fucked a bit but that’s how it is now #and we’ll keep working hard on it. zepotha was more like a snowman building competition tbh.#goncharov

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tomatoclown · 8 days

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happy "is it tuesday or wednesday?" friday

#happy monday!

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tomatoclown · 8 days

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I’ve been on tumblr for almost 13 years and I refuse to know what homestuck is about

#guys not only ive been on tumblr for ages I’ve also accidentally once read an entire series of comics I didn’t know was from a homestuck au #and I’ve still learned nothing tbh. I think homestuck might simply be too long and confusing for culture osmosis to actually be helpful

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tomatoclown · 8 days

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EXCUSE ME THERE IS A PLANT THAT CAN MIMIC FAKE PLANTS?????

IT'S CALLED A BOQUILA TRIOFOLIOLATA AND IT'S FUCKING WITH MY BRAIN

IT APPARENTLY CAN MIMIC OTHER PLANTS AND AT FIRST I WAS LIKE "oh cool man it must take it's genetic code and copy it or feel the roots or something like that!! :3"

AND THEN I READ AN ARTICLE ON IT AND THESE FUCKING PARAGRAPHS HIT ME LIKE A BUS

LIKE READ THIS SHIT