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Where's the African mythology?

The Kickstarter is live now!

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“We need more complex female characters”

YALL COULDNT HANDLE HER

It’s crazy that her character flaw is thinking that if she ever expresses a negative emotion everyone will dislike her and yall immediately proved her right. Goddamn.

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

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What is your newest fandom?

And I don't mean “I only just got into this 30 year old thing!” or "Well, the spin-of of this 20+ year old franchise is really good." No, I mean what is the most recently made thing you've gotten into.

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you just know that in the Superman 2025 universe the second his parents message was made public people were posting shit like "...ok but where can I sign up for his harem? asking for a friend"

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faggot.com/careers

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this blog is pro turn signal

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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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“Why don’t we have flying cars already smh” do you know how many car accidents happen every single day down here on the ground. If the average person had flying cars there would be multiple 9/11s happening every day

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Another beautiful victory for Latin america!

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if i can be honest with you all i am not having a very daniil dankovsky's fun steppe vacation

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you have to roleplay your url every time you open tumblr how screwed are you

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had a discourse dream where rusty quill made an official tiktok account and posted a video explicitly labeling jon as bi and there was outrage in the streets about it

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I'm sorry if you have to learn this way*; but Homestuck is #1 trending right now in the year 2025 and it's for a reason worse than you could ever imagine.

*I'm actually not sorry. the entire reason I made this post is I find it actually quite funny if people find out this way.

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"Kill them with kindness" Wrong. BURN US IN THE FURNACE LET OUR SOULS IGNITE THE FLAMES USE OUR BONES TO STOKE THE EMBERS USE OUR BLOOD TO OIL THE CHAINS WE ARE NOTHING NOW BUT ENGINES RENDING FLESH TO FIND A WAY AND AS WE FALL WE KNOW WE DIE TO LIGHT A BRIGHTER DAY EVERY SHIVER WILL DELIVER US DELIVERANCE IN TIME BURN THE INCENSE OF OUR INNOCENCE AND IN A SENSE WE THRIVE PRAY THE FUTURE THAT WE'RE BUILDING WILL BE WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN LIVES SO TAKE HEED BUT TAKE NO PITY AS THE CITY MUST SURVIVE