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we were at the pool today and one of the kids did a jump and then walked up to me and said “I am not one of those lizards that runs on water, but I try my best anyways” and honestly? Inspiring.

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Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

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some words you can only spell on autopilot. once you stop to think about it you've already lost the fight

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thank you jack wolfe for deciding that wylan holds objects with both hands

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it's a depressing app but I still use it everyday

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a confused florist

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on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

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I love to be a goblin for ten minutes. it would be all the time I need

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Going to the shops anyone want anything

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‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen

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so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

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