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Well it can't be Marco

If they lived to drinking age, each Animorph's alcoholic beverage of choice?

Jake: virgin Irish coffee. Yes, he knows that that's just coffee with whipped cream on top. He's tired, okay? He came out to have a good time and he's honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Rachel: cosmopolitan. For when you're feeling girly, but also like you want to get crunked up.

Marco: the house special, whatever that might be. He enjoys sidling up to the bartender and going "surprise me."

Tobias: beer. Much like Marco, he ends up with a different drink depending on the bar, but in his case it's a matter of pointing to a tap at random.

Ax: a New Jersey Turnpike. Also known as the drink you make by taking the mat that sits on the bar and draining its contents into a glass. The name reflects that it tastes kind of like Long Island Iced Tea, if you hold your nose and if it's your fifth drink of the night.

Cassie: bourbon, neat. It was developed by American women, and it's been the subject of several workers' uprisings over the centuries.

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Yeah, but Fox, Dana, and Cindy are onto me.

Everyone loves me for my bizarre and obscure Animorphs references.

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Everyone loves me for my bizarre and obscure Animorphs references.

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Ooooo these are so good! I especially like that last one, he has such attitude. Mwah!

Some designs for future characters I have in my (Animorphs Related) animation project!

If all goes well, we have some bad guys right here.

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Not sympathetic or empathetic but a secret third thing (pathetic)

My son the Abomination who has every disease

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Sorry, like, he's a prisoner of war??? And he's so disgusting to you that you make up a horrible name for him instead of trying to rescue him??? My friend who was wrongly imprisoned, Grossy Jones??? Like, no wonder y'all are so awful to disabled people.

My son the Abomination who has every disease

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My son the Abomination who has every disease

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Cassie: You're crying at Shrek?

Rachel: *sniffles* Yeah. The monster she thought was unloveable being her true form in which she finally finds happiness got me alright.

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Pacifiers in all four feet.

How would a caregiver stop an Andalite toddler from trying to eat whatever they step on? Do they have a 'get that out of your hoof' phase?

2. Yes.

Booties. Like the dogs wear on the Iditarod Trail. Given how much human toddlers object to wearing shoes, this goes about as well as you might expect.

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I'm a lucky girl and everything always goes my way, I say as I rip out my enemy's throat.

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I'm always saying this.

RIP Rachel Berenson you would have loved Legally Blonde

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Friends we are not beating the war criminal allegations.

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I was just thinking about Andalites losing it over gymnastics.

Just thinkin' about andalites losing their minds over watching humans scale rock climbing walls.

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It's okay, I know gymnastics.

[image id: sign on a fence that says "WARNING anyone caught throwing objects at the alligators will be asked to retrieve them". End id]

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it's always "why did you eat cigarette butts Ax" and "engine oil is bad for you Ax" and never How were the inedible objects The toxic compounds looked tasty Did the carcinogens taste good

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- Rachel, pointing to a bunch of awkward teens segregated by gender in the gymnasium

This could be us but you playin' (trapped in the body of a hawk)

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-I have a headache

-It's cause you're always at that damn yeerk pool.