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The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

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nothing beats being into something with a really small fandom because you'll get like 7 notes on a post and it's like WOAHHH THE GANG'S ALL HERE ‼️‼️

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another fashion commission for the lovely @corphish 💗💗💗 (the character uses he/him!)

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ND-5 & tags

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all quiet in a western font

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Flat Frogma Friday - 72

Due to nostalgia, today's Frogma is a Keronian!

— ☕️ Ko-fi | 🧡Commissions

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When you’ve been cooking for long enough, you stop making recipes and start making “shit in a skillet” and “whatever soup”

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My parents when I was young: "You're smart! You'll go far!"

My extended family when I was young: "You're smart! You'll go far!"

My teachers when I was young: "You're smart! You'll go far!"

Me at age 33: "Just got a rejection letter from the port-a-potty hauling business, lads."

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Posted him on the other social media but not here yet. I finished puppet Wrecker! He's ready to walk through a garden and go fishing.

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Never let me listen to good FNAF music (A Pizza the Action and Total Insecurity) while thinking about The Amazing Digital Circus because shit like this happens

And it doesn't end there

Pomni (Vanny suit ver.) and Glamrock Ragatha (Chica)

Glamrock Jax (Montgomery) and Zooble (Roxanne)

Kinger (Blob) and Gangle (Sun/Moon)

I don't think I'm going to do anything with this idea honestly, It's purely crack, and a one-off thing for funsies. Anyways my hands hurt so I'm going to be taking a day off lmao

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this angle is so weird in this photo.

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princess of the night 🌒