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imagining chats with your spider child 🥺

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i just rehoused my c.elegans sling... look how tiny 😭 and she's already got the little heart on her bum ❤️

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HEY EVERYONE! Meet Starbomb, my new Caribena Versicolor. I’m sure some of you remember Radon, who passed away a few months ago. I wanted to wait until the breeder I trusted had slings, because they always arrive lively and healthy. <3 So here she is!! This is the only good picture I was able to get because she did not want to sit still.

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jumping spiders are so damn cute 🥺

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INCREDIBLY EXCITED ABOUT SEEING THIS LITTLE GUY TODAY

i immediatley knew it was a bold jumping spider i was so happy - phidippus audax

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Max HP: 25 Karma: Evil (-10) Resistance: Weakness: Spells: Loot (≈ drop rate):

Edible Mushroom (45%)

Herb (30%)

Elderberry (55%)

Mushroom (45%)

Red Mushroom (15%)

Blue Mushroom (15%)

Info: Locations:

Deep Woods of Ileria

West Merchant Way through Ilerian Woods

West Merchant Way

East Merchant Way through Ilerian Woods

Off the beaten Path

Lake of Jala’s Song

Main gate to Cor Noth

The King’s Way

Main gate of Barloque

The Queen’s Way

The Spider Nest

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Spood

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do you guys think jesus was hung

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"Not all men-" You're right. None of my boy mutuals would do this.

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miss the days in school where we would just cut up magazines and make collages

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The stages of hunger while nd are

Hm I'm hungry

Forgets about it

Everything Is Bad. I'm gonna attack someone. Shut up. Die

Hm I'm hungry

[Eats something] oh shit I'm cured

Multiple times every day

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taking my pet bacterium to the vet (broken flagella) and they put him under a  microscope to put a tiny cone on him

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hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

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Welcome to the age of enthusiasm.