btw if i haven't replied to your messages and you see me posting on here that's just cause i'm a bad person and a terrible friend. hope that clears things up.
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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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WOMAN TWEETING: girls go to college to get more knowledge 😁 boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider 😝
MAN RETWEETING: And women wonder why men abuse and kill women. Pretty telling, isn’t it?
ELON MUSK, REPLYING: Fascinating
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y’all havin a good september?
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i’m okay with change and i’m fine if things are no longer the same i embrace change
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Tumblr app pause my music one more time…
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my favorite subreddit is r/IsTodayFridayThe13th which makes a single post each day (Yes or No) answering the question. Every single Thursday the 12th everyone goes “This is ridiculous! I’ve been waiting too long for Friday the 13th. I’m not even going to bother checking this sub anymore; I’ve given up hope completely.” and it makes me laugh every single time
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yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere
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hi gay
hi whore
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I think the only way to save those "booktok romance" girlies is to re-educate them into fujoshis. That way they can still get off to horrific domestic abuse but now those awful men are doing it to each other and leaving women out of it #feminism
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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