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i wanna be a drag queen AND a drag king

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Getting a notification that “tomjonescumjar” followed me felt like a fever dream 💀

thank you

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one time my teacher asked everyone what our pronouns are and this one guy said “i am pronounced he and him” and i think about him a lot

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tumblr user tom jones cum jar i wanna congratulate you publicly on having a username that is the deepest possible cut and presumably absolutely fucking baffling for anyone who doesn’t know anything about team fortress 2 lore and, worst of all, would be even more confused to find out that it is in fact a reference to the universe of Valve’s hit game, cult classic, and widely beloved media powerhouse Team Fortress 2 (2007)

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HII ^_^

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Heheheheh (deadass excited HII!!! :D)

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HIP HIP HOORAYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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LETS FUCKING GO SEMAN JAR BESTIES!!! 🤩

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i am honored

tumblr user tom jones cum jar i wanna congratulate you publicly on having a username that is the deepest possible cut and presumably absolutely fucking baffling for anyone who doesn’t know anything about team fortress 2 lore and, worst of all, would be even more confused to find out that it is in fact a reference to the universe of Valve’s hit game, cult classic, and widely beloved media powerhouse Team Fortress 2 (2007)

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i love you

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haven't posted art for a while so have this thing I made while I work on art to post. I spent way too long making this.

OG under cut

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Hear me out

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try not to draw heavy/medic for 2 minutes challenge

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i forgot the “s” anyway happy pride momth

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playfighting part 1 & 2

(tysm @riddlercore for helping me get the dialogue right ! <33)

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i forgot i posted this lmao

lmao this one guy used to bully me and his middle name is GREGORY. like how tf are you bullying someone and your middle name is GREGORY. i told him to kill himself. i hope he does. id spit on his grave. id dance on it. id have a party every year on the day of his death. fucking hate that cunt. actually i hope he doesnt kill himself because that means he wanted it. i hope he dies of cancer or aids or some shit. like i hope his bones get infested with tumors and he suffers until his last breath. lmao he didnt even bully me that bad. i still want him dead though. i want his brother dead too. that piece of shit is gonna start being just like him. and i want his friends dead. like these bitches just think its funny that i was messed with. i hope i outlive all of these “people” so i can piss on their graves and celebrate their deaths. id go alllll out for it too. like a whole feast. tomjonescumjar will prevail

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got some waterproof eyeliner and did a rough draft of what i might want a scout emblem tattoo to look like, i think it looks really cool but i did it too high up imo and would probably get it on the outside instead of the inside

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On my summer grind

Reblogs appreciated <3

[This is a digital painting, not a photo]

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lmao this one guy used to bully me and his middle name is GREGORY. like how tf are you bullying someone and your middle name is GREGORY. i told him to kill himself. i hope he does. id spit on his grave. id dance on it. id have a party every year on the day of his death. fucking hate that cunt. actually i hope he doesnt kill himself because that means he wanted it. i hope he dies of cancer or aids or some shit. like i hope his bones get infested with tumors and he suffers until his last breath. lmao he didnt even bully me that bad. i still want him dead though. i want his brother dead too. that piece of shit is gonna start being just like him. and i want his friends dead. like these bitches just think its funny that i was messed with. i hope i outlive all of these “people” so i can piss on their graves and celebrate their deaths. id go alllll out for it too. like a whole feast. tomjonescumjar will prevail