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I GOT SENT TO PRISON FOR WATCHING MY DRESS-UP DARLING

Gojo is a high school student with a strange obsession with painting and dressing up Hina dolls (an obsession that’s made 10X weirder by the fact he keeps it a secret).

What’s worse, Gojo’s grandfather keeps putting pressure on him to go and make some friends.

Back in school, I also had no friends.

My sister used to call me a loser.

“Why are you always walking around the playground by yourself?” She would ask.

But I proved her wrong.

Because 6-months later I finally did make a friend.

My friend was the new girl in school.

She had big tits.

She had no friends either and we were the perfect match for each other.

I liked her a lot.

She had an infectious smile.

She would tell jokes that weren’t even funny.

Then she would laugh, and I couldn’t help but join her.

I missed her when she wasn’t around.

And I was so happy when I saw her once more.

We fell in love.

She kissed me, and since that day my cheeks never stopped tingling.

But then she dumped me.

She shoved her hands down my pants and told everyone in school I had no dick.

It was humiliating.

But I don’t care.

Because I never liked that bitch anyway.

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A WHISKER AWAY (ONLY AN ART GALLERY SHOULD HOST THIS SHIT)

I watched A Whisker Away while grinding my teeth to the sound of Miyo’s voice. She screams like 278 cats getting packed through a meat-grinder.

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HOW WEATHERING WITH YOU FILLED MY LIFE WITH SUNSHINE

Weathering With You is a story that inspired me to put aside my ego and pursue a meaningful life (until I fell back into old habits of being a self-obsessed moron).

You see, dear reader, dramatic love stories are my weakness. Something about them just hits me different.

Because romance is something we all desire.

To fall in love with the special someone we can depend on and never need to second guess.

Ugh – life is hard.

I know, I know, how could I, of all people be unlucky in love?

After-all, I am an outrageously good-looking bastard!

But I also have narcissistic tendencies and a tiny dick.

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WHY SABIKUI BISCO (SO FAR) IS SO SPECIAL (AND WHY I HATE PANDAS)

Last week, I sat down to watch Sabikui Bisco. In the opening scene, Japan was destroyed by a strange explosion. “Oh my,” I whispered to myself, “what will happen to karaoke nights?”

Ever since that explosion, winds of rust have swirled around the city walls of Imahama, turning the surrounding area into a metallic desert.

Not that I care.

From what I see, the surrounding area was nothing more than a tasteless wasteland with no shopping malls or coffee shops or strip clubs for me to indulge in.

But those winds infect the skin of civilians! Covering their body with disgusting rust until they dry-up like discarded objects!

Just the thought of my deliciously smooth skin covered in rust made my heart freeze with terror! I hid behind my sofa and peered over the top (as all perfectly sane people do). “Snap out of it,” I said, slapping my face, “it’s not real – it’s just anime!”

And THAT’S when I realized.

Why am I slapping myself?

What’s more, it’s not the first time this has happened!

The last time I slapped myself I was watching The Simpsons!

Maybe I should call my psychiatrist?

I pulled myself together. I collected my popcorn and resumed Sabikui Bisco like nobody witnessed my strange behaviour.

Because after-all, I was alone – nobody was watching.

In the next scene, I was introduced to Milo.

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