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the kinsey 6 misogynist who left his fiancee sad and unsatisfied and cautious to engage in a relationship with others (that he later mocked for hooking up with a himbo rebound) definitely ate pussy like his life depended on it yeah for sure. *squinting at notes* the guy who had sex w his gf on the daily and engaged in kinky pseudo roleplay and needed to work out for hours to let out his pent up sexual frustration did not, though
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Oliver Stark tor Nineteen92 Magazine June 2025.
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thinking about how we were robbed of seeing the texas arc resolved on our screens. do you think tim knows he won't be able to do it justice, so he says fuck it and focuses on a shitty, way too long helicopter chase? or does he just hate eddie diaz?
#or is he punishing rg bc r wont fuck him#actually. it seems like he hates all the characters#he does everything he can to put out an episode of 911 where so much shit happens but Nothing happens#la could be ground zero for an alien invasion and tim's 118 would be like.#okay team. time to tackle this conundrum without talking to each other or being ourselves :)) no time to be characters just gotta react#like i hate hate HATE this so much#i hope they stop doing whatever the fuck they decided to do from lab rats on#apart from ddtw you can stay my beautiful baby#sorry to rant about this shit again as if everyone hasnt already complained#but ive been reading lots of great fics lately and it made me wish tim cared about storylines/characters even half as much as these authors#these beautiful talented people are like. hm would bobby say that at a bbq he's hosting? is it out of character for him to wear This apron?#and then tim is like. lol bobby gotta die#fuck my stupid baka life bobby is dead deaD DEAD i hate everything bobby i miss you forever and ever
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does anyone ever think about madney too hard and get a little sick...like oh. they are everything. they invented love.
#im so sick#they are the couple of all time why tf must they suffer so much#(i know its bc jlh and kc absolutely slay at emotional scenes but come on give them a break)#madney forever and ever
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oliver stark when someone else takes photos of ryan

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great storytelling...and the storytelling is just look how sexy i am
#can we be serious for a minute#great storytelling girl there was no storytelling#he just posted pictures of himself with a wet tshirt
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hi i'm ryan guzman and i'm so SEXY and HOT and BEAUTIFUL and i'm gonna sit on a ROCK and read a BOOK but it will fall into the OCEAN and get WET and i will get in the WATER and my SHIRT will stick to my ABS and will GRAB the book pages with my HANDS and SMOLDER and POUT as i do it and i will HOLD the wet paper in my BIG hands and READ them even as they fall APART
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act Ill - titus andronicus
- Ryan in Hawaii via Freya ✨
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my love, he keeps me warm. wips and more only on patreon
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just remembered the bt sex scene where someone made it brighter and took out the music. lol what even was that
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buck is giggling as he gives eddie a box on valentine's day and eddie knows whatever is inside is probably going to be a little silly. so he opens it. rolls his eyes as he pulls out a hot pink jockstrap. he can't keep the smile from his face when he asks. isn't this just a gift to yourself? and buck grins, all crooked and so beautiful as he says. nah, that one's yours, i already got mine. and he pulls his shirt up, revealing a hot pink waistband. oh yeah? eddie murmurs, grabbing buck by the waist. i don't know, buck, seems like they're both gifts to yourself. buck flutters his eyelashes, acting all coy. they're not. eddie snaps the waistband of the jockstrap against buck's hip. really? then what do i get out of this? buck hums. i could think of a few things.
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just remembered eddie teasingly calling buck "buckley" when he is being a little ridiculous is canon. they will be married and buck will be like. hey eddie, do you think we should get a smoker? a smoker??? why would we get a smoker buck? buck scoffs. to smoke meat obviously. now should we get one? costco has a pretty good deal on it but honestly im not sure where we would put it, we'd have to move the grill or maybe get---and eddie just interrupts him. we are not moving the grill. and we are Not getting a smoker. but eddieeee. No, you should master the grill before you try anything else buckley
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911abc admin never fails to remind us that we should always be buddiemaxxing. everything can be about buddie bc buddie is everything
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fellas, is it straight to stand on a rock?
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via the abc instagram.
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HAPPY PRIDE from Zendaya #1 and Zendaya #2
#neither of these men are funny enough to get this kind of reaction#they are dickmatized and it's making them stupid
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buddie 3.0 here we go again I guess
#we are fr just getting buddie in every 911 show except the og#like hello??? why is this aldi buddie
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