i've been in a rough spot financially, so i decided to open ko-fi requests!
two things i didn't mention in the image to keep in mind:
-i wont draw anything hateful or offensive. i also wont do nsfw but i can draw characters with suggestive designs (like morrigan from darkstalkers or mai shiranui from KOF)
-i cant draw complicated mechas or furries well yet so i prefer human/humanoid characters to draw.
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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
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Puppy
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coke zero themed abortion
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Ok…. Nothin suspicious going on here officer, I don’t think you have to follow me!!!
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I have to survive... no matter what!!
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after their KFC breakup
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originally drawn: 22 Aug 2023
im not making fun of the guy; i really appreciate them for trying to be considerate but i just kept thinking about the interaction
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let's pretend that this is the most violent they have ever become
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computer. reptile. nine inch nails. max volume. kill anything that moves
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