tomwambsmilk
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she/her, 25, brenna. The original TomGerri truther. A sideblog for my obsession with Succession (and Tom Wambsgans). Formerly tomwambsmilk. Main is atlantistea
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Can’t stop thinking about this. First of all that’s not where that comes from but more importantly…. Are you implying that eating chickpeas would be participating in misogyny?? Can you not just call them garbanzo beans, or is the chickpea an inherently misogynistic legume in your worldview?? Inquiring minds desperately need to know
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#I wish you could reply to comments on this website bc I have so many questions#also. do you think someone named chickpeas after women???#someone looked at chickpeas and was like ‘damn I should call her’ ??????#what’s the story here
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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me
#feeling this so hard lately……….#in the last two years soooooo many of my friends have gotten married and started having kids#and it makes me feel a bit crazy bc I’m nowhere near that point yet#and sometimes I very much feel like I’m ‘behind’ bc I’m still in school and I have no partner and I’m working a job I don’t love#intellectually I know we move at our own pace etc#and tbh I’m pretty happy with where I am right now#UNTIL I start talking to my peers who seem to have it together and I’m like oh. huh. okay#it’s not that I’m unhappy it’s just sometimes they make me feel like I SHOULD be unhappy
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Next to every girl working from bed with a miserable head cold is her dog who’s absolutely thrilled he gets to spend the day cuddling in bed with her
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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand
#interesting#water bottle. massive bottle of ibuprofen. Bluetooth earbud case. journal and pen. half full cup of coffee#(last one can be subbed for half full glass of wine)#plus sometimes my laptop if I’m working or gaming in bed late at night#or sick like I am today
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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine
#that is NOT Loren ipsum. everything from ‘pater noster’ onwards is the ‘our father’ in Latin#tired of these fake-ass nerds looking at any Latin and calling it ‘Lorem ipsum’. smh
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my film class this term uses a 'self-evaluation tool' for part of the final grade which is fine. except one of the things you're supposed to evaluate yourself on is your 'engagement with the class and university community' and. well. I am an off-campus part-time mature student working full-time so I am simply not able to 'engage with the campus' the way you seem to be expecting. sorry that we live under capitalism and I have bills to pay
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nothing against x reader smut btw but I can't emphasize enough the proportion of red dead tumblr content which is x reader smut. in most fandoms I think it's, what, 10% of what you'll find in a character's tag? maybe 20% if the fandom is really horny? meanwhile I open up the *rthur m*rgan tag and 50-75% of the new posts on any given day are x reader smut fics, some of which have triple or even quadruple digit note counts. this is quite possibly the single horniest fandom I have ever seen in my entire life and yet no one is even getting milked
need some of my succtuals to play red dead to elevate the fandom discourse just a little bit. I'm drowning in x reader smut over here and I need at least one (1) of you with whom I can discuss themes and motifs and what the hell is going on with d*tch v*n der l*nde
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my favorite genre of football press conference answer is the “idk, what if we all just died?” one which happens more frequently than you’d assume
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need some of my succtuals to play red dead to elevate the fandom discourse just a little bit. I'm drowning in x reader smut over here and I need at least one (1) of you with whom I can discuss themes and motifs and what the hell is going on with d*tch v*n der l*nde
#censored the character name bc I dont want this post to show up in his tag lmao#exaggerating a 'lil bc there are one or two good analysis blogs. and I do appreciate the more classic fandom blogs which dominate the space#but I do miss succ-level discourse#we truly had something so so so so so special#I'm down bad enough for this game that I actually started recording my story mission gameplay#so I can edit it into lil 'episodes' for my irl friends who have heard me talk extensively about it#and say it sounds rlly interesting but they have never picked up a viddy game once ever in their life#and like. is it good enough to even be worth all that effort? idk but im doing it anyways
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SEVERANCE HIVE WE BACK UP
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i need to write some really fucked up fanfiction methinks
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