tomwambsmilk

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have an interview this morning for a job which would come with pretty significant responsibilities (and decent pay!!) and they said they would send me a rundown of how the interview would go and they…. didn’t. Ah well.

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I’m not talking about people commenting on videos where someone pours 100 gallons of maple syrup on their counter for rage bait views btw. although tbh I think if you pay for 100 gallons of maple syrup you should be able to pour it all over your counter if you want. even if I personally think that’s a pretty stupid thing to do with your money and syrup and counter. because individual people buying food and then wasting it is not at all on the same environmental or economic scale as corporations throwing away hundreds of tons of unsold food items in an attempt to maximize profits. but tbh I’m not even talking about THOSE people, I’m talking about the people who comment about “food waste” on a skit where somebody throws a bagel across a room or dumps a box of cereal in the trash. truthfully the dumbest possible thing to put your time and energy towards hating.

the most annoying people on any social media platform that hosts short-form video content are without a doubt the ones complaining about “food waste”

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the most annoying people on any social media platform that hosts short-form video content are without a doubt the ones complaining about “food waste”

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also now that I’m a bit removed from the whole situation. about a minute into the whole ordeal when we were still at the bus stop he started talking about how he likes “big women” and then stopped, very clearly stared intently at my ass, and then nodded approvingly and said “yeah. I like that diameter”. which I do have to admit is, at least when removed from context, maybe the single funniest compliment I’ve ever gotten about my ass

just had a drunk man accost be at a bus stop, follow me onto the bus, sit next to me repeatedly trying to touch me while talking about how he was a sex addict who had killed people in the past, and follow me most of the way home. literally only managed to shake him bc I had ordered Dominos for pickup on my way home and I guess following me into the Dominos was a step too far for him??

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all that aside. there is a distinct possibility that Dominos saved my life tonight…. thank you for your service Dominos Pizza 🫡🫡🫡

just had a drunk man accost be at a bus stop, follow me onto the bus, sit next to me repeatedly trying to touch me while talking about how he was a sex addict who had killed people in the past, and follow me most of the way home. literally only managed to shake him bc I had ordered Dominos for pickup on my way home and I guess following me into the Dominos was a step too far for him??

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a lot of people complain about the homeless in my city and/or drug users, and my friends who live in the suburbs are deeply deeply afraid of them, but the truth is that I’ve spent lots of time downtown at night around homeless people and not once has any of them ever made me feel genuinely unsafe. you know who HAS made me viscerally fear for my safety on more than one occasion?? well-dressed drunk men

just had a drunk man accost be at a bus stop, follow me onto the bus, sit next to me repeatedly trying to touch me while talking about how he was a sex addict who had killed people in the past, and follow me most of the way home. literally only managed to shake him bc I had ordered Dominos for pickup on my way home and I guess following me into the Dominos was a step too far for him??

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just had a drunk man accost be at a bus stop, follow me onto the bus, sit next to me repeatedly trying to touch me while talking about how he was a sex addict who had killed people in the past, and follow me most of the way home. literally only managed to shake him bc I had ordered Dominos for pickup on my way home and I guess following me into the Dominos was a step too far for him??

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okay actually I think it wouldn’t be so bad. I’ll keep applying for other jobs that would be a better fit but if this is what I end up with I think I’d be cool with that

I also have an interview tomorrow morning for a job I do not want and don't think I would be good at but. the thing is. it is a job

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I also have an interview tomorrow morning for a job I do not want and don't think I would be good at but. the thing is. it is a job

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applied for a starbucks job and the manager sent me an email with a bunch of questions, one of which was "tell me about your favourite customer and how you built connection with them". girl I worked at tim hortons. customers do not come here for "connection". if you take longer than ten seconds to get them their coffee they'll spit in your face and burn your house down

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we’re going to have a FRANKLIN EXPEDITION SUMMER. we’re going to SING TOGETHER below deck. we’re going to say hello to NEPTUNE. we will eat from LEAD POISONED CANS. we’re going to have a BIT OF A BENJO. we will try to AVOID FROSTBITE. we will consume little to NO VITAMINS. we will search for LEADS IN THE ICE. we will BURY DAVID YOUNG. some of us are going to START A MUTINY. we will be PUNISHED AS A BOY

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didn’t get it :(

got an interview for a summer position helping archive film strips for the AV centre at my university 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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just started watching the last of us. why do they keep killing off women to try and make pedro pascal interesting

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haven't got a final answer yet but they did email asking for references 👀👀👀👀

got an interview for a summer position helping archive film strips for the AV centre at my university 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

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it turned out fine bc there was a Service Ontario open nearby so we just went there and took care of it right away. it did delay everything by an hour but!! it all came together in the end

over-prepared for every single possible catastrophe which I thought could arise with my move, so of course the universe sent me the only one which did not occur to me at all: my drivers license - which I need to rent the UHaul - expired 3 weeks ago and I did not notice

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over-prepared for every single possible catastrophe which I thought could arise with my move, so of course the universe sent me the only one which did not occur to me at all: my drivers license - which I need to rent the UHaul - expired 3 weeks ago and I did not notice

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Nathan Fielder is like David Lynch if he had graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades