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If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass
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🦇Service Mindset🦇
Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds
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cute things to call your girlfriend
demon queen
mythic bitch
the almighty
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.” ↳ "This conflict. This senseless waste. I know their minds, Jayce. They want better lives, but emotion clashes with reason. Humanity's self corrupting contradiction."
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*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends

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this halo 2 mod that restores cut or otherwise removed content has a very interesting naming convention
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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

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