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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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society went downhill when u stopped being able to go on youtube and look up "[show] season 1 episode 1" and getting the full episode broken up into parts but otherwise completely intact and it had every single episode

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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me.

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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TOP BOYS by @QUEERGARDEN

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the summoning

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I should probably stop listening to angsty shit when I'm already in a mood, but holy shit the vibes, dude, you gotta understand, I feel like the protagonist in a 13 year olds wattpad fanfic rn and that is empowering as fuck if you know what I mean

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.

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my favorite part was doing the book

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“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

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We need lefties with actual meaningfully progressive ideologies because y'all were way too fucking quiet about it when they restricted porn access in red states & now they're trying to extend it to the rest of the u.s & like, obvious implications for queer & especially trans & Especially tma people. And also, yknow, oppressing sexuality in itself is already a bad thing and this will just make it less safe for everyone, like how in-person sex work is treated, because making porn is sex work, and sex workers should have rights and stuff,