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Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
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1 @i-wrotethisforme || 2 John Berger, "Will it be a likeness?" from The Shape of a Pocket || 3 @softkatie || 4 @chennai-expression || 5 peanuts || 6 it, Stephen King || 7 @lizclimo || 8 @petrichara || 9 The Essays of Montaigne, “On friendship" || 10 @honeytuesday
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boys with piercings!!! boys with painted nails!!! eyeliner!!!! can i get a yes!!!
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you go to uni to gain a nicotine addiction and maybe a degree
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i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online
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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
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i dont have an emerald green chaise longue and im being so brave about it
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i want short hair i want hair that goes down to my ass i want pink hair i like my natural hair i want to bleach my hair i like my natural hair i want red hair i want natural highlights i want red highlights i want to feel awake when my eyes are open
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When my uncle was younger his hobby was going to car dealerships to negotiate prices on the cars. He never actually bought any, he would just argue with the salesmen about prices then leave
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U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy
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no capes! batfam, but they still stop crime just by accident
bruce wayne, drunk as hell, wanting to go home from a gala: hey dick, you can drive right? 14 year old dick whose experience from driving is a plastic kids' car: yeah sure i can
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!
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“this character is not canonically bisexual” to YOU. i know them personally
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