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(to my captive who's almost completely mummified in duct tape) you're gonna watch my shows and if I dont see the enjoyment in your eyes I'm going to kill you

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I am once again thinking about how batshit crazy it must've been for paleolithic humans to encounter kangaroos for the very first time

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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I saw a fucking dead squirrel today

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tigers are fierce and majestic

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I love saying some stupid shit

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random is funny. if it wasn't I wouldn't laugh when it occurs

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there was never a "bone-stealing witch" you dumb slut. THE INCREDIBLE HULK'S HOT SWEATY ASS!

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really simple methods like

duct taping your phone to your face with the back camera on so you can see without seeing

throwing a ball against a mirror until your reflection catches it

digging a hole and then taking the "hole" out of the hole

moving to a small town and walking around with one shoe until you're known as "Johnny One-Shoe With The Cankles" and then puttimg on both shoes, thus suddenly and heinously killing Johnny One-Shoe With The Cankles without any death occuring

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they're calling him "the RuPaul of Furries"

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“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

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A Project 2025 adviser, Mike Krikorian, said that "Haiti wasn't colonized long enough".😐

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a long time ago, before several other years, I sat naked in the dark for somewhere between 5 and 120 minutes, and something happened to me. that's why I watch marvel movies

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my penis is 9 foot long and i can crack it like a whip.