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Lupita Nyong’o photographed by Pamela Hanson for Madame Figaro.

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When u get to have sex in a movie with Cate Blanchett

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My fucking o chem professor messaged me on Grindr I’m SCREAMing

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straight girl things #2366

look at my new bf isn’t he cute! *shows me a picture of the ugliest man i have ever seen in my life and expects me to smile and agree*

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Ghost ship made of water and light. This was part of the Amsterdam Light Festival.

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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

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me, with someone I have no interest in: lighthearted witty banter, often perceived by others as flirting.

me, with someone I’m interested in/actually trying to flirt with:

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Sweater rat says Happy Holidays!

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5 Years ago today, Kanye West dropped ‘Monster’ giving Nicki one of the most acclaimed verses in Hip-Hop History.

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when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

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FUCK

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you literally dont need to be bi or pan to date a trans person

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listen……i fucking hate bacon culture SO much……..bacon isnt even that good please calm down

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college professor: i’m rejecting your evolutionary biology thesis me: wtf why dude college professor: you added “(lmao)” every time you mentioned the species Homo Erectus

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Climate change: the Voldemort of our world. Sort of.

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whenever i’m leaving a conversation i say “bi” to remind and tell people i am bisexual. for some reason this has not been working very well and most people think i’m straight despite my reminders. however, they do sometimes praise me and say “good bi” in response.