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when i say i am a "woman" I mean "whatever the fuck florence welch is talking about in her songs"
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hope my messy room doesn’t distract you ;)



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how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible
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They took jaboukie’s blue check after this tweet

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disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties
universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies
six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light
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Bill Watterson is an insightful dude…
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i didn’t know how much i needed andy samberg and seth meyers poking fun at john mulaneys speech pattern but now i don’t know how i lived without it (x)
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that time Andy Samberg explained that Holt being gay isn’t a joke
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