ashley / 30 / ???gender (she/her) / bi / quartz-scented / incorporeal / leo / extraplanar / angry
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a few days late for June, but I had to finish and post these bg3 pride doodles<3
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ahhh fuck i forgot what obi wan kenobi's first name was when he was hiding out on tatooine. hopefully my friend Steven Page from the band Barenaked Ladies can help me out
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She drinks red bull I drink monster she's cheer captain and i am a lobster
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this is so fucking wild to me I can’t stop laughing literally no wonder the perceived top shortage exists
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Thought about Data for too long, started to cry, you understand.
"In a Way, He Taught Me to Love" 8x8". Oil on wood. 2025 🐈
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now that dashcon 2 is over, I can finally share the coolest drawing I've ever done in my life
also on inprnt!
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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work
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waking up at 3 am: 💪lets damn big money
waking up at 6 am: why nobody ever talks about how beatiful the sunrise 🌅
waking up at 9 am: should i kill myself? 🧐
waking up at 12 pm: the family is straight up the central reactionary germ cell of the fascist state 🤔✍️
waking up at 3 pm: lol #cave #dracula #WeedIsLegalAndYouCanBuyItAtTheStore
waking up at 6 pm: maybe i was born evil 🙂
waking up at 9 pm: maybe i was born evil 🙁
waking up at 12 am: welp, time to slay the dragon’s dick 😎
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GARFIELD EVOLUTIONARY TIMELINE

1976: Proto-Garfield, side-character to Jon

1978: Earliest properly-recognizable Garfield, visual overhaul accompanies syndication and retitle of comic to Garfield

1979: Transitional state between proto-Garfield and 80s Garfield, marketed by increased anthropomorphization and larger, cartoonish expressions, while retaining a realistic body shape

1980-1984: 80s Garfield, facial structure has largely stabilized save for dimensions, noticeable retention of quadrupedal motion in most situations

1985-1992: Emergence of modern Garfield, shift towards predominantly vertical locomotion, expansion of feet, facial structure begins to horizontally compress and vertically extend

1989: [REDACTED]

1993-1999: Continued anthropomorphic shift, separation of head from torso and reduction of belly fat, noticeable

2000-present: stabilization of modern Garfield, head size reduced in final proportion alteration. Jim Davis had divined the final, perfect version of his pop culture homonculus.

...but the end of the road for one man is a broad horizon for the next...
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