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sister argenta my beloved… i’ve known you for less than a minute and already i am smitten…
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This got stuck in my head after that "Legend of Zegend" edit crossed my dash again, and I was genuinely surprised to learn that – as far as I'm able to determine – literally nobody has done this one yet. So now this exists.
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Mammoth Gordon Ramsay: Oh, fuck me, you've just thrown a spear into my side. And another! This is fucking ridiculous. Hurts all the more knowing you're going to overcook me too
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
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it's like the old saying goes, The customer is always wrong and it's legal to kill them
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