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me when im having a hypomanic episode and trying to explain to everyone all of my lifechanging ideas
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Damascus was a bad man at the vet and was very bitey so he got put in the lizard straight jacket for his x-rays.
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A vaccine for cat-allergy sufferers is on the way
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for every reblog I'll kiss one (1) snoot
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me: rolls over onto my stomach to get comfortable
the eulogist and everyone else at my funeral:
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I made a meme to help cope with my suffering and I'm hoping that I ain't the only one
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me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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my brain: get ready for............dissociation
me: hey no wait i-
my brain, shooting my consciousness across the room: nyoom
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