They even missed costplay
cosplay more like co$play
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When your crush talks to you and your just like “No. Can you not. My heart is gonna come out my nose.”
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He probably gets more than i do .-.
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This is too accurate
omg
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rebloggable by request
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rebloggable by request
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if u don’t see what’s wrong here u need a big reality check
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still waiting for someone to walk up to me and hand me 10 million dollars
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How normal people react to bee stings: ouch! Oh well only a sting!
How i react to bee stings: Oh my god! Call 911 it's like im being stabbed by godzillas radioactive dino dick!
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Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth
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i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it wasn’t even going in the same pace as the other ants so i put a cookie crumb next to him and he picked it up and started running as fast as the other ants and i think i made that little ants day
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Other peoples laughs sound pretty and amazing. My laugh sounds like the cries of thousands of children watching their parents being killed and raped by satan.
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I gagged
A layer of human skin made from stem cells by a 3d printer
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