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[tooinnocentandwise]

2023

BE CRINGE

DIE WITH DIGNITY

KILL ANYONE WHO HARMS YOU

LOVE NATURE

NEVER APOLOGISE FOR BEING YOURSELF

FUCK NASTY

SOUP

LOVE UNAPOLOGETICALLY

MORE SOUP

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I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

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Pokemon Shelf Art by Melbear

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Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

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The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

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so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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somebody get Chris Pine outta there lmao

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You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.

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I don't know what higher level of consciousness octopi are on but I'm terrified to imagine it

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so athena burst out fully born from zeus's skull, right?

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historically hottest people in the world no matter how hot they actually are

lifeguard at local pool (NOT the beach)

guy who pulls the safety handle bar down for you on carnival rides

cashier at supermarket who's the same age as you

anyone nice to you at a skate park

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sleeping when it's cold: deepest peace imaginable, opportunity to bury yourself in blankets and indulge in the ancient mammalian instinct to curl up and sleep somewhere warm and dark and enclosed, instant and dreamless rest

sleeping when it's even slightly warm: torturous, only options are kicking off blankets and feeling horribly exposed or laying in your own sweat, impossible to get comfortable, exhausting and demoralizing sisyphean task

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Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

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The everest chronicles

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very high concentration of good dialogue in this 30 sec clip

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mentally eel