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big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

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in mindcraft when youre like auhh i fell and scraped my dick on the sidewalk i have to eat 13 steaks about it

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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

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Images from the minecraft website previewing the upcoming cherry blossom forest biome!

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This person made a whole abandoned city in minecraft - Link

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me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

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me: i wish i could turn off certain mobs. i’d love to play more survival mode but the spiders really upset me :(

my dad, the most stoic person in existence, LEAPING out of his chair with great concern: I AM NOW OBSESSED WITH THIS PROBLEM. I WILL PROCEED TO SPEND THE NEXT MONTH SCOURING THE INTERNET FOR NICHE MODS OR CONSOLE COMMANDS IN HOPES I CAN BRING YOU AND THE ENTIRE MINECRAFT PLAYERBASE PEACE.

my dad, a week later, more distraught than i’ve ever seen: brittany it’s awful. i’ve been googling around for solutions to your spider problem and lots of little kids have asked for help on the same issue and people online were Mean to them. i cannot type fast enough to stop all of them. this is a crisis right now

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“using keep inventory is cheating and you’re not playing minecraft the REAL way” <- this guy cant get home by jumping into a 100 block deep ravine 

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I love that the villagers gossip

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@.single-aro -> @.toolbench

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Heyyyyy

This is weird, but sorry for crying in the tags of your drawings of the new MC skins, but in my defense Makena and Noor would be adorable together and I had just eaten too much pasta so I was emotionally squishy

i know what u are

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How are people already hating on them??

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makena minecraft

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BOOKSHELVES YOU CAN STORE BOOKS INSIDE OF .

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CAMELS CAMELS CAMELS

TWO PLAYER MOUNT TWO PLAYER MOUNT

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❥ restoration 

The sniffer won!! congrats to Minecraft’s first dinosaur! I can’t wait for them to be added ✩‧˚₊

Here’s a quick doodle to commemorate its return to the world of Minecraft from its ancient slumber.

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it really is concerning that the topic of how antisemitism is represented in minecraft by mojang is only really a conversation being held on tumblr. i almost never see it brought up in twitter replies or youtube comments, and when i do theyre buried deep down at the bottom with no likes or replies. i feel like we need to bring the energy we have for it here and allocate it to twitter and youtube as well, and start lobbying more by asking when theyll change it or what they plan to do about it because otherwise i feel like they just wont care enough to listen