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I only left long enough to mop my bathroom floor, how-
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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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merlin has more strength than me bc if I heard uther pendragon bitch and moan about how magic only brings harm after I just saved his sons life for the ten billionth time that year with my magic and almost died yet again, I fear id accidentally turn him into a log
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Hey, stop scrolling and start writing. The book ain't gonna write itself.
#i only have 3 minute left of my break i cant write :(#i have clean play to get back to#after work however....
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What would you do?
English added by me :)
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Choose a different profession or group to receive a standard discount instead of the military — you only get one
#honest to god any “essential worker”#be that nurses doctors retail workers etc.#they deserve it far more imo
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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.
"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"
but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.
such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.
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I’m really curious what are y’all’s fanfiction and fiction squicks?
I know the word has fallen from super-popular use but I think we need to revitalize it as a term (for a deep-seated distaste or turn-off from certain tropes, writing forms, character types, etc.) What makes you put down a book or close a tab so fast?
#often it's untagged 1st person pov#im fine with it. but when im not expecting it i just. cant#or#when something is so poorly written i cannot even tell who's talking at any given moment#i can power through a lot of bad writing. but that? no
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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