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Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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collecting posts of this type

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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sweet roll

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

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the older i get, the more i need time & personal space to be as boring as possible

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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Mom. Get out. I'm doing spells.

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i wish i could say “?????????????????” in real life. it would be very useful.

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(